The Queue

Hi. What’s up?

Today’s header image reminded me of an album cover.

It’s the Queue. Who’d we think we’d fool, Queuevians, digging our own graves?

Don’t mind me, just getting ready for my afterlife! Really, I have to acclimate Rutherford most of all — he likes the trees, but despite palling around with me, he’s not all that into glitter. Baby steps, big bear. Baby steps.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions, and we answer them while surrounded with butterflies and rainbows and unicorns.

Well, well, well. If it isn’t Monday. When’s the last time I was here? No, seriously. When’s the last time I wrote a Monday Queue? I have no actual idea.

Anyhow, let’s Queue: Monday Edition!

Hey! Happy Friday. If it is happy. And if it is Friday.

Feelings are a social construct. Time is a social construct. Who’s really to say?

Oh hey, it’s Thursday! This also keeps happening — much like Mondays — but for some reason, I feel much better about it. You might’ve noticed too that I’m not Mitch. I know, I know — I was as surprised as you are to find this out. I’m pretty sure that I can do a pretty convincing Mitch impression though: Xal’atath! Void stuff! More Void Stuff! Tentacles?

Y’ ahlloig Y’ mgepah pretty vulgtmnah. NaIIII naIIIIogor delay h”s yar llll — The Queue.

It’s almost here, y’all.

It’s really hard to focus on Battle for Azeroth stuff right now, let me tell you.

This is the Queue. Let’s chat.

This morning I got information from my daughter’s school about picture day, and I swear coffee came out of my nose. I don’t know why I think that’s so starkly funny — in this economy? in a pandemic? — but any kind of laugh to get you through the day.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we put on our best smile and answer them.

Can you believe it’s Monday again? I swear we just had one of these! How does this keep happening!? Someone should really look into that.

While I run this up the flagpole it’s time for — The Queue.

Yeah, let’s talk about Kyrians. Later. Towards the end of the Queue we’ll talk about Kyrians.

In the meanwhile, there are other questions to answer in the Queue.

It’s been a long while since I’ve actually been at the login screen in WoW long enough to hear much beyond the first few notes. But I gotta say, the Shadowlands login music is worth listening to. Also, the title is fantastic.

Give it a listen while we Queue?