The Queue

I don’t think they would let mounts stabled at the Trading Post eat customers, but I am wondering about this fel boar, who is ten times my size and has very hungry eyes. Fel isn’t usually my aesthetic, but you know, maybe this boar and I could be friends. Or enemies. Frenemies? Well, we’ll talk about the moral quandary of our mount collection in a minute. Let’s Queue.

I’m so thrilled to have a version of my bestie Red to hang out with in Spirit City. The only downside is, he really clashes with my color scheme just now. Maybe we’ll just be besties around Christmas? But then, I have a ton of other cute little gingerbread guys to use then. Eh, we’ll see.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we’ll get around to answering just as soon as we renovate.

I’m staying at my Mom’s house while she is taking a big trip. Feeding the fish, watering the lawn, and mowing said watered lawn. Y’know, house stuff. Don’t worry, Bacardi has my roommate looking after him and making sure he gets his soups and feasts most fancy.

It’s not even that far away from my house, but I always like to play it up — which annoys my favorite person a little bit. I know it’s only 25 minutes away, but that’s like forever!

While I figure out what I didn’t pack along with me, it’s time for — The Queue

All I need in life right now is to sit on a fluffy cloud and spend all day fishing while gently floating above a placid body of water.

This is The Queue. You know the drill.

So I may be just a bit modhappy when it comes to Fallout 4. To the point where I’ve started playing my current character, a frozen lawyer, as if she found one of Bruce Wayne’s many many caves full of all sorts of high tech nonsense and is now dressing up in the power armor from Batman Beyond to fight raider gangs and other criminals.

Look, you get through life however you can. And I admit I laugh every time I see Batman standing there but the dialog is captioned ‘Jennifer.’

You know, I’m kind of excited to explore pandaland again and for the first time in WoW Classic. But more than that, I want the glowy star-serpent mount you can get by leveling a Pandaren. So let’s do this Queue so I can alt-tab to finish leveling for the promise of sweet loot, the siren song of many a gamer.

Every time we decide it’s gonna be Taco Tuesday I am consumed by no other thought for the rest of the day. I need to go to the store and get some avocado, possibly some lime. I am already hungry, I will be hungry until dinner, and I cannot wait.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we cannot promise we aren’t sprinkling cumin on the answers.

It’s both Canada Day and Independence Day this week!

A good portion of North America is about to go to a big party and play in the sun while maybe blowing up a small portion of their country. All I’m most reminded of right now is that I don’t really have a Canada Day outfit that’s all red and white, so I guess my red shorts will have to do. If it wasn’t going to be super hot, I could wear my hockey jersey, which is about as Canadian as anything. It would’ve been more Canadian if the Oilers had won, but alas.

While I go and try and put a good outfit together, it’s time for — The Queue!

Turtles are friends. We all like turtles. Even scary zombies like turtles.

Dinosaurs cost $158.

The solution to that Dinos vs. Tortollans battle is easy. Turtles win!

This is The Queue, where the philosophy behind reptilian warfare — and more! — is in vogue and consequential. You ask, we deliver.

Yesterday, while I’ve been busy being too ill to move, y’all had a discussion of the new Hearthstone pet, an adorable baby devilsaur that out-chibi’s Chibi Godzilla. You know, the one where you have to play a gatcha game and spend up to $158 dollars to get him? Y’all remember, it was yesterday’s Queue.

It’s a good thing the CMS has me afraid to write long responses to things here, because otherwise I’d literally be ranting for 20,000 words about how much I dislike this.