The Queue

So I was going to talk about [REDACTED] today, because the news about [REDACTED] being [REDACTED] is blowing my mind. But [REDACTED], so let’s just answer some questions.

Here’s an intro.

We’ll hop right into the Queue today.

I have discharged my social obligation unto you and transmogged into a Jedi Guardian (or Sith Juggernaut, if you prefer — the blue swords imply Jedi, but the armor says Sith) and thus revealed that I, too, am engaged in celebrating Star Wars on this, the high holy day of Star Wars fandom. Now that said cultural reference has been shared, you will no longer suspect that I am not actually a human being but rather am an android body of cloned tissue with a cybernetic brain link allowing a long forgotten sapient computer to transmit my thoughts and live via said cloned body by proxy.

Let us now engage in questions about Blizzard and thus ally your suspicions even more. I’m totes human.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Don’t worry kid, I’m sure that giant flaming worm beast won’t eat you. And hey, I’ve already got everything I need for my wardrobe, so whatever we pull out of its intestines after we kill it is all yours. Yes, yes I said we. You didn’t think I was going to let you tag along without contributing, right?

I’m the best orphan mom ever. Let’s get to your questions.

Children’s Week? What’s that? I’ve never heard of such a thing, and if you value your sanity, you haven’t either.

Here in Michigan, you can never really tell if the weather today will even remotely resemble the weather tomorrow (or, heck, even if the morning’s will resemble the evening’s). But since we’re now officially in May, hopefully that’s slightly less true than it’s been since, like, October.

Anyhow, it’s time for a totally innocent Queue.

Let’s start of this edition of the Queue with a question for you.

I’ve always been a fan of scabbards and sheaths and it’s one of my big immersion breakers that weapons in WoW just sort of magnetically attach to my character. At the same time, the very idea of a scabbard for a blade the size of a small horse is wildly impractical, but then again, so is everything else about WoW weapon design.

Today’s Queue reveals that I love heroic sacrifices in my World of Warcraft.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Hooray, the S.E.L.F.I.E. camera has been fixed! This means I can spend the next leg of my Nightborne’s journey curating a visual diary along with, you know, doing quests. Not everyone is happy about my decision. Luckily the satyr pictured above has been restrained, and he can’t glare me to death, although he’s certainly giving it his best shot.

But let’s take a break from this breathtaking image and answer your questions, shall we?