The Queue
The Queue: Hello darkness my old friend
Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!
I’m not sure how I feel about Void Elves just yet, but man the Void is pretty, isn’t it? I mean, aside from being a desolate chunk of rocks just sort of floating in the vast nothingness of space. I think most of my time spent unlocking the Allied Race was actually just snapping a billion different screenshots of the place. Whoops!
The Queue: Where are my Gnomes?
Okay, fine, there are these new Allied Race whatsits in the game now. Sure. Fine. Whatever.
But none of them are Gnomes, so I really don’t see what the big deal is.
The Queue: The sound’s off, but the TV’s on
Blizzard has been kind enough to give the Blizzard Watch crew a heads up about today’s Q&A, which means there’s no possible way for them to drop big news while the entire editorial staff is out and about.
…Right?
Let’s Queue.
The Queue: Hope cannot find her own way through dark
Adam isn’t here today. Did something spooky happen to him? I can’t say. But whatever did happen to him, you’re stuck with me today.
Mwahahahahahahqueuetime.
The Queue: Brontosaurus
It will likely not be called Brontosaurus in game. It will almost certainly not be called Apatosaurus, either. Three years after that debate reignited, Blizzard will finally put a sauropod model in the game and I’m over the moon. If players get this as a mount I will probably explode from sheer glee.
It’s the Queue. Are you a dinosaur? If not, why not? If you were a dinosaur which one would you be? I’d be a Giganotosaurus or an Acrocanthosaurus, I think. Big therapods. Gotta love big therapods, am I right? I’m right.
The Queue: How to train your dragon
Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!
So I’m a dragon now. Well, my Priest is anyway, after finishing the Tarecgosa staff chain. I was slightly bummed that dragon form was not added as a mount for my Priest — you have to use the staff — but I put together a macro that will take care of things quite nicely, as long as the staff is in my bags. …I’m keeping the staff in my bags forever, because that was a really cool quest chain, guys. If you have a caster that hasn’t done the quest, I recommend giving it a shot. It’s a lot of fun!
You know what else is fun? Answering your questions!
The Queue: You are all wrong
There was a lot of talk yesterday about the best horror movie, but you are all wrong. What We Do in the Shadows is hands-down the best horror movie of all time.
What? You’re telling me it’s a comedy? Come on! It had vampires, it had werewolves, it had the terror of death everywhere. Absolutely a horror movie. I don’t see how anyone could disagree with its qualifications.
And now that I’ve started an exciting new horror movie conversation, let’s get to a new day of mostly on-topic questions.
The Queue: If there were monsters in the closet, well I don’t think I would be surprised
This may sound odd, but one of my favorite things to do when I can’t sleep is to put on a horror movie and try to accomplish some work or another. I can’t really explain why, but it’s something I’ve done for a while now.
Anyhow, it’s Tuesday, which means it’s also QUEUEsday. Let’s roll.
The Queue: Actually WoW is Mike Morhaime and Chris Metzen’s ultimate DND session
I’m drinking my Monday morning coffee from my custom Blizzard Watch mug and eating some pineapple for breakfast.
So far, this week is off to a great start! Let us Queue.
The Queue: Warcraft is just Jaina’s weekly D&D group
That’s right. The whole setting is just Jaina’s campaign. She’s still a kid growing up on Kul Tiras and literally everything that we’ve ever seen in a Warcraft game is just her imagining of exciting events in the world. That’s why it was Stonewind in the first campaign but ended up Stormwind in the second, that’s why the world keeps getting bigger — she just makes up new places whenever she needs a new place for her players to go explore — and that’s why poor Azeroth is the center of such ridiculous forces out to destroy it.
I tell you, Jaina’s a heck of a DM.
It’s the Queue, let’s talk Blizzard games. You know why? Because Jaina rolled for initiative.



