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The Queue: Purple is the color of my energy

Because I took the time to get a second Warrior to 110, my first Warrior to 110 is a big behind on the gearing curve. But she looks awesome.

Anyway, this is The Queue. I won’t be writing Friday’s because of eye related stuff. So you get me today. Rejoice! Or don’t, I guess. Hey, if you want to give a fella a boost when he’s about to have all sorts of nasty stuff happen to his eyes, you could buy his book. Just saying.


The Queue: Let’s play Artifact scenario NPCs or worst PUG ever!

It’s not that healer Artifact scenarios are bad. It’s just that the NPCs are bad. So bad. Remember the days when you had to sit in a major city and spam trade with “LF1M LBRS” for hours to find someone, anyone willing to fill that last spot so you could just run a dungeon already? So you would take absolutely anyone who whispered you?

Artifact scenario NPCs are like that. But more on that in a minute.

With Legion just behind us, there are some spoilers in this post — I think they’re pretty minor, but your opinion may differ.


The Queue: The Leveling Frenzy

So my second Warrior is level 109 and I’m looking at which Warrior to level next. I think it’ll likely be my Draenei.

“But Matt, why not level some other class?”

Because I have severe problems with my thinking process.

This is the Queue. Let’s talk Blizzard.

I feel like some Legion spoilers are unavoidable here, so be warned.


The Queue: Personal space

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

While I appreciate the urgency of all these Legion goings-on, Khadgar, I’m thinking maybe you should give your servant a few lessons in the merits of personal space. I mean, come on. I’m not about to go saving the world with all these split ends, and they aren’t going to cut themselves, so unless big pink up here’s got a degree from a salon academy can you please kindly tell it to buzz off.


The Queue: Sleepy Genn

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Aw, look at poor ol’ Genn, he’s all tuckered out from doing his own quests and taking a little nap. I can’t imagine dozing off in that ornate and heavy coat is very comfortable — he must be super worn out.

I feel you, Genn.


The Queue: Kil’jaeden the Deceiver answers your questions

Hello, mortals.

I thought it was time we talked. I am Kil’jaeden, who those that seek to halt progress and perfection call the Deceiver. I do not resent this title. Indeed, I embrace it, because to those blinded by their own misconceptions even the truth seems deceptive and difficult to understand.

I come to bring you a chance to join something greater than yourselves.

And now, I shall eagerly answer your questions. Yes. Most eagerly.


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