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Sometimes I find myself wondering what happened to the Stormwind guard after that whole Onyxia situation in vanilla — after all, they didn’t just discover that Prestor was Onyxia. She also revealed that a chunk of the Stormwind guard were dragons, too. I mean, it’s got to be a shock to discover that good old George — the buddy you were constantly sent on patrol with, the one who shared touching stories about his wife and kids, always shared his lunch, never complained about the long hours — was in fact hiding a set of black scales under his polite and affable exterior.

It’s a wonder they haven’t all gone mad, isn’t it?

So yesterday I went in for my second ‘Matt gets needles driven into his eyes’ session. Already, you can see why I’d have had a rough day. So then I decide to get The Queue written for today, and what’s the big header image? A gigantic eyeball monster.

This is The Queue. I had to look at a giant eyeball monster less than six hours after I had both of my eyes stabbed. I’m kind of freaking out over here.

Wondering about the header image? I’ve got nothing to say beyond that headline. We didn’t even have any Heroes of the Storm questions today, but one fact is indisputable: Pajamathur is the best. There’s just no arguing with this sleepy Zerg cutie.

In fact, I think even myself and Mitch agree on this one, and we disagree on basically everything else. But what are we doing sitting around here arguing about what is an obvious fact? Mitch and I are here to tag-team your questions, so let’s get to it.

Welcome back to the Queue, folks!

We’ll dive down right to it here, answering all your Blizzard and taco related questions.

Lately I’m on an instrumental music kick. Been listening to a lot of Audiomachine this week, which led me back to Two Steps from Hell, and from there, I started thinking about one of my favorite theme songs of all time, the theme to the Elder Scrolls V, and so here we are.

This is the Queue. Let us discuss worlds unending.

Phew! I made it past my first return Queue without the end of the world happening.

Let’s see how I do this time … maybe there’s some controversial answer I can give. Oh, I know! I’ll talk about how amazing my chili recipe is instead of talking about games.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

The new sheep models in Legion are ridiculously, adorably fluffy and sweet. Please don’t ask where this particular sheep is located. It…it’s better if you don’t know, really.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

For a very brief period of time on the leveling stream, I was a fish. Flopping and gasping on the grass. It was about as much fun as it sounds, but I handled it as gracefully as I could, which is to say not at all. Man, I really hope they release a Tome of Polymorph: Fish for mages…it’s been ages since we’ve seen any Polymorph tomes, hasn’t it? Let’s get to your questions!

No, I’m not. I mean, sure, everyone else is appointing themselves things. But I’m not. I’m just me. Listening to music, looking over yesterday’s Queue for questions to answer. Hopefully I’ll get this done in a manner that satisfies you all.

Today’s header image is my warrior on the Alpha. That sword is ridiculously oversized on a Tauren Male.

Let’s talk Blizzard games. Or maybe I’ll snap and talk about dinosaurs. It’s always up in the air.

Really, Queuevians? Really? You have to learn that you cannot encourage Adam. It will all go to his head and before you know it we’ve got the downfall of civilization on our hands. He’s already declared himself Pope Holisky I and if that’s not a gross overreach of power—

Excuse me. I have just found out that I have been promoted to Inquisitor, and so I’m quite sure that I have no issues whatsoever with anyone I work with. Not even Mitch, my best friend with whom I am answering Queue questions today.