The Queue

I seem to keep mixing things up for you, Queue, because here I am again, on Friday, when I was not supposed to be here today.

Well. Let’s Queue.

Season 1, y’all.

I might stretch myself and play a Barbarian this time. Also, man, nobody told me that this sword model is finally in World of Warcraft after me literally asking for it since Wrath of the Lich King.

That’s right, #TeamVanilla won this past weekend’s Splatfest, and Shiver remains rightfully at the top — and well above — Big Man and Frye for overall wins. And if you don’t know what any of that means, I have good news for you: This is The Queue, and we’re about to answer some non-Splatoon-related questions.

So without further adueue, let’s a-Queue.

So I’m currently watching a Twitch stream, waiting for the dryer to finish so I can make the bed, doing back to school shopping online, and playing a round of Hearthstone Battlegrounds while my son tells me all about his favorite train in his favorite game on Roblox, so yeah, I’m definitely not going to type the wrong thing here.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we Burlington Northern.

What day is it? What time is it? The week is only beginning and I’m already at a loss.

So we may as well go ahead and Queue.

No, really, ask some questions. Obviously right now I’m asking for questions for Cory on Monday, but if you could remember to ask questions for me next week I would be very happy.

Let’s Queue.

Today’s music is “Save Me” by Damageplan, a band that should have had several more albums. With the death in 2018 of Vincent Paul Abbot and the murder of his brother Darryl Abbot in 2004, that will never happen. But I still loved that song, and I listen to it often to this day.

It’s the Queue, let us do what we do, me and all of you.

How nice of Nintendo to schedule a Splatfest that not only starts on my birthday but also extends into the full weekend! I will, of course, be backing Shiver… even if this is an admittedly odd selection of options.

Ice cream flavors aside, it’s Queue time! So let’s Queue.

And here Cory needs a whole column and a link to try to earworm the Queue.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we regret nothing.

Oh to be a small fox stealing a sausage off of a plate in a tavern. That truly is the dream.

While I wistfully imagine a simpler life, it’s time for — The Queue!