If you were imprisoned in Dalaran’s maximum security prison for beings from all across the cosmos, Violet Hold, what would you do? Would you attempt a daring escape, or would you just accept your fate and wait for the heroes to inevitably come in, beat you up just for being there, and probably loot your pants on the way out? Look, I don’t know what you did but I ain’t no snitch.

This is The Queue, our daily column where we’re here to answer Qs and bribe some guards, and we’re all out of guards.

Do you remember how last week we were talking about how voidy and purple the Midnight expansion has been?

Diablo 4 went hard on RNG in the expansion, and it isn’t backing down. But it’s long since hit the point where I’m exhausted of fighting it and getting the “right” piece of gear for my build. And yet the RNG perseveres, when I do not. There is no defeating it; it will always loom over us, in every hour of every day of every game. We are slaves to this torment.

But while I continue to mourn my loot chances, let’s answer some questions. This is the Queue, our daily Q&A column where I make an attempt to answer your questions.

Every week the Epic Games Store gives away a game or two for free.

Diablo 3 Season 38 was the second time we'd seen the Ethereal Memory theme since the game started recycling themes, and returned us to our rose-tinted memories of Diablo 2 -- ironically, falling right after the release of the Diablo 2 Resurrected Warlock.

On June 24, 2006 I completed a quest that began in a Molten Core raid. I stood in a baking hot Seattle (technically Kirkland) back yard and married Julian, who came down from Canada and began the long, strange trip that has brought us to this day. We saw the Warcraft movie together. We stood in line for four expansions, and leveled together for decades. 20 years later, I am still Busbandon and they are still Gwifelor.

Thank you, Julian, for all of it. I love you.

This week's Hearthstone Tavern Brawl takes us to the Battle of Tol Barad.

This week we take a deep dive — pun obviously intended — into the lore and psychology of Azshara, the ruler of the Naga on Azeroth.

After watching the World Cup, an athletic spectacle where tens of millions tune in to watch opposing groups of humans attempt to move a ball into a net while inexplicably not using their hands.

Diablo 4 Season 14 is now live, having started on June 30, 2026 at 11am pacific (2pm eastern).