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The Queue: Halloween O’Clock

I guess it’s time to start decorating for Halloween for real, which is just wild in so many ways, but I really need only the flimsiest of excuses to break out the pumpkins and the purple.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you as us questions and we answer while riding on a broomstick. It’s fine, I can use my phone as a wifi hot spot.


The Queue: Quickly!

I ordered a new razor on Amazon recently, and it arrived that same day! That’s so quick! Unbelievably quick. Too quick. Mankind was not meant to have such convenience at our fingertips. I’m going to show my age here, but anything ordered online should take at a minimum two weeks to arrive, and more often four weeks. That’s just the natural order of things!

Most of the time, we didn’t even know if the thing we ordered was legit, or if we’d just gotten scammed. You just had to assume that things were going to work out with your things. Ah, the memories.

The new razor is good, though! It turns out if you spend more than the minimum amount on a product, sometimes you get a good product.

While I go and place an order for more cat food to arrive at my door before this even goes live, it’s time for — The Queue!


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