Dinosaurs

Please don't try to pet the seagulls, it is a very bad idea.

If you've been paying any attention at all to the hype surrounding Battle for Azeroth, you may have noticed the Zandalari and dinosaurs kind of go hand-in-hand.

So this is the Tavern Queue, which is like The Queue, only not even tangentially about Blizzard games.

My friend Matt Fossen made that picture for me. Thanks, Matt.

Yes, it’s a little weird for me to be talking to someone else named Matt. Believe it or not, all my IRL friends call me Matt. Nobody calls me Rossi.

This is The Queue. Let us answer questions together.

Because don't we all need more Satanic Nightjar references in our lives?

I have now perfected my Draenei transmog by matching it with a perfect mount. Yes, this is actually important to me. Yes, I will actually match my mounts to my transmog. Yes, I know I have a problem. Luckily, the Wardrobe will solve it.

Let’s talk about things, Blizzard and its games, stuff like that. Yesterday was Thanksgiving, so I’m going to be more open to off topic questions and answers than I usually would be.

I’m listening to Brainsaw by Therapy? and writing The Queue. BlizzCon is in a few days.

Let’s talk about Blizzard games, shall we?

Unless it’s dinosaurs we’re talking about. Then I’m incredibly nostalgic. I love dinosaurs.

This is the Queue. Let us go forth and answer questions. Well, actually, just I’ll be doing that.

I’m not going to, because this is The Queue, Blizzard Watch’s own column about the various Blizzard games we all play, and I’m here to talk about those games with you via answering your questions. So far as I know, none of you have asked about Cowboys vs. Dinosaurs, and it’s not a Blizzard game, so I really shouldn’t talk about it here.

But I really, really want to. I want to write 600 words about how the dinosaurs would totally win. But I’m not going to.

But they totally would.

Welcome to another edition of The Queue, where I will be answering all questions that aren’t about dinosaurs. Yep, there are definitely no dinosaurs here. Nope. None at all.