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Cory Taylor

Cory Taylor @CoryjTaylor — Cory comes from the Land of Ice and Snow, an avid Blizzard fan he's been hooked since Warcraft 2. He spends his time in Warcraft as a Guardian Druid, and out of Warcraft wishing he could spend 6 months out of the year hibernating.


The Queue: What a classy Druid

So without consulting with any of the other Queue writers, I’m going to try and get a week of class-focused Queues! Maybe this will work, maybe it won’t! It might depend on how many questions y’all can ask them about their preferred classes. If everything goes according to my bearly thought-out plan we’ll have Druid, Hunter, Warrior, Shadow Priest, and Paladin Queues.

And now without further aqueue… it’s time for The Queue!


The Queue: WHERE’S CHADDIUS?!?

I was going to do a bit about looking so fly next to Chaddius in my Rhinestone Sunglasses and use that as the excuse for why I’m here instead of Mitch today — because I do look extremely fly. But when I got to where he normally lives, Chaddius is missing!

WHERE IS HE?! IS HE ALRIGHT? NOBODY BETTER HAVE HURT MY GOOD STEWARD FRIEND CHADDIUS!!!!

While I try and get to the bottom of this heinous mystery, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: Sepulcher? I hardly know ‘er!

It’s finally here! I’m so glad that the Sepulcher of the First Ones has opened, I always eagerly anticipate every new raid. Those first few pulls against a new boss are just so gloriously haphazard. We all have an inkling of what’s about to happen, but learning with our faces is just so much more informative.

While I explore deeper into the Sepulcher, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: We just had to live on a pumpkin farm…

Sure moving the whole Queue to a pumpkin farm for retirement seems like a good idea to start. There’s plenty of nice open skies, fresh air, and all the pumpkin-based food you can eat. I know that I could probably live off of pumpkin beer and pumpkin pie for the rest of my life.

But to quote the great scientist Dr. Ian Malcom “Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.”

While I look for a place to hide from the legion of pumpkin monsters hungry for the blood of the one who slaughtered their family, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: The big thaw

Last week was so cold for me — now it’s actually staying above freezing! My body doesn’t know what to do with temperatures like this. I am pretty happy that all of the ice is melting though, I already fell down pretty bad once this year, I don’t need to do it again.

While I search my drawers for more seasonally appropriate clothes, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: Polar

As I’m typing this the winds are starting to pick up and the temperature is dropping. I’m in for a chilly few days where I live, and there’s snow and plummeting temperatures across a lot of the east coast right now. Stay warm out there folks!

While I find another blanket, it’s time for — The Queue.


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