Cory Taylor
The Queue: Robo-monkey
We played Shadowrun again over the weekend, and once again my favorite part was my robo-monkey companion Bowie. So much so that I went and bought this Rebuilt Gorilla Bot in Warcraft and named it after him. He’s the best. In fact, I can’t think of a single game that wouldn’t be improved in some manner with the inclusion of robotic monkey companions. Need someone to watch your back in Fallout? Robo-monkey. Need help driving through the night to get that shipment of dynamite to Iowa in American Truck Simulator? Get a robo-monkey. What about gathering all of your crops in Stardew Valley — oh you better believe a robo-monkey would come in handy there. Especially if you planted robo-bananas.
While I think of examples of games that need more mechanized monkeys, it’s time for — The Queue.
What makes you feel like a badass when you’re playing games?
Meet the Stewards of Bastion — the buffest, most helpful owls you’ll ever know
The Queue: Doomed
I’ve just spent the weekend playing Doom Eternal. There’s no feeling quite like the feeling of waging a one-man war against hordes of demonic invaders. I think the sequel is taking itself a little more seriously than Doom(2016) did. There’s definitely more story than there was before, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but I kind of miss the Doomguy who just punched everything he interacted with. It’s still a bunch of fun though! I’ve been enjoying it so much that it’s now three in the morning and I should’ve written the Queue hours ago!
So without further adieu. It’s time for — r̶i̶p̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶t̶e̶a̶r̶ The Queue.
Blizzard shuts down the Gallywix boosting community for terms of service violations
Horde players on the Sulfuras server stopped any Alliance from ringing the Scarab Gong for the entire ten hour war
The Gates of Ahn’Qiraj opened in WoW Classic… and C’Thun was defeated less than forty minutes later
The Queue: Don’t forget your umbrella
I spent most of the weekend watching the second season of the Umbrella Academy. I liked it! I won’t say more because I don’t want to spoil anything for anyone. I hope the rest of you had good weekends too.
Now it’s time for — the Queue.



