Elizabeth Harper

If there’s a theme this week, it’s naptime.

Patch 8.1 is long since live, but the Battle for Dazar'alor raid didn't come with it.

Wait… what do you mean it’s not January 1? I don’t think that’s right and I’m not changing the headline just because we have a slight temporal disagreement, folks.

Holidays? Here? I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

Last year, Jeff Kaplan entertained us all for the holidays by sitting in front of a cozy fire for 10 hours, but apparently this year he turned the gig down.

Usually we get a little warning before card changes land in Hearthstone, but today's round of balance changes were only announced last night — at 11pm Pacific, to be exact.

By which I obviously mean a nice, refreshing drink of water because it’s the middle of the workday, gosh.

It’s Wednesday already? How did that even happen? And worse, how does it keep happening? Every week, Wednesday leaps out of the shadows unexpectedly, always surprising me.

And so here we are. Wednesday again.

Learn from my mistakes, friends, and get out before the floor becomes lava. I realize that you may not always know when a segment of floor is about to become lava, but trust me on this one: when it does, it is bad. In WoW, you should always be prepared for the floor to become lava.

Time is an illusion, Queue-time doubly so. In which the Queue may be running a little late, depending on your particular point of view.