Elizabeth Harper

Today has been slow on news, but big on conversation, so let's talk about what we're talking about.

I'm not sure I quite understand, but turtles are totally in right now, and I'm sticking to what's trendy.

I can’t believe we’ve gone so long without using this headline. In fact, we’ve gone so long that this headline may be off-trend, a meme that has come and gone. But nevertheless, I begin today’s Queue with the game’s most heartening phrase: a turtle made it to the water.

And that's a problem, because I'm (theoretically) a healer.

Unfortunately, everyone else seems to love puns, so here I am, surrounded by bee jokes.

But Jaina proved that even the worst shipwrecks can turn into beautiful arcane death-dealing machines, and isn’t that what we all want in life? Of course it is.

Let’s fly on to the rest of the Queue.

It's a drought or it's a downpour, and today was certainly a downpour.

I admit, I get a little stir crazy when the news is too quiet.

It continues to be a fairly lazy week in he Blizzardverse.

Does every question have an answer? While this column posits to answer all of you gaming questions… some questions don’t have a right or wrong answer.

But I’m here and you’re here, so let’s see what we can do to answer the unanswerable.