Mitch
What are you perfectly content grinding out over several expansions?
The best way to get Arathi Basin rep is the Comp Stomp Brawl — and our guide will help you make the most of your matches
Derek Proudmoore is totally a sleeper agent who played right into Sylvanas’s hands — even if he doesn’t know it
The Queue: Team Wizard wins with wisdom (and weapons )
This month’s Splatfest was Knights versus Wizards, and (probably not surprisingly) I went with Team Wizard. While the “popularity” portion of this one was a total blowout (62%), the Normal and Pro win categories were probably the closest I’ve ever seen them be in a Splatfest. Normal wins put Wizards solidly at 50.27%, while Pro wins actually had them lose with 49.70% of all wins.
Regardless, that Normal win percentage was all it took to put them on top for the overall results — exactly as it should have been. Good job, Wizards.
Now, let’s Queue.
The Queue: Yesterday was Thursday
I know I told you all that I’d be writing yesterday’s Queue — and that was the plan! I promise! — but I must tell you… that was not me. That was Jovan pretending to be Rossi pretending to be me. Don’t worry, though, I am the real me today.
Or, I guess worry if you hate me. Either way…
Let’s Queue.
Everyone on my team is worse than me, and it’s their fault I just lost
The Queue: You can be my Sleeping Beauty. I’m gonna put you in a coma.
All right, let’s see if The Queue behaves this week. Let’s also see if I can’t finish this the night before it actually goes live. Frankly, I have to, because I’m not going to be at my PC for a couple hours before it goes live. Is anything important happening today? Who cares!
Let’s Queue.
The Queue: I could take the high road (but I know that I’m goin’ low)
Well if it isn’t Tuesday again. Time to finish writing a thing I started 12 hours ago!
Let’s Queue.



