The Queue

Orbs! They’re everywhere right now. Who knows why, but who am I to go against the will of the internet…

While I try and find more Orbs to ponder, it’s time for — The Orb Queue.

Let us ponder this orb. The inescapable orb of Khadgar, our favorite wizard and also a huge pest who just won’t leave us alone when he wants something done.

You have questions. Khadgar has questions. Let’s try to find answers together. It’s the Queue!

It’s my debut writing this column, and I’m so lucky to have all sorts of good stuff to cover today. Television, favorite mounts, and even The Beatles.

There will be an answer — it’s The Queue.

I love my glowstick weapons.

It’s the Queue let’s gooooooo.

You ever see promo art of a character and it resonates with you really deeply? That’s me with AF Kay.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll get around to answering them by turn three, probably. If you bring us a drink in a coconut, that might speed things along.

I spent a lot of this weekend resting my ankle, I don’t recommend walking on stairs just after a night of freezing rain.

Ouch.

Where’s a kindly grandmother to shoot me full of healing nano-darts when you need one!

While I try and track down another ice pack, it’s time for — The Queue.

So how’s your Friday going? Mine is likely to be very uncomfortable. I will be recuperating from having various blood vessels on my retinas burned out with lasers. It’s not actually painful, but it is really disturbing to feel your eyeballs get hot.

This is the Queue. Let’s talk about something else.

Anything else.

Paleoart is a fascination of mine. We’ve talked about it here on the site before, and today I want to introduce you to Anurognathus, a tiny beakless Pterosaur, as reconstructed by Liam Elward. What I enjoy about Liam Elward’s reconstruction of Anurognathus is that he doesn’t present the animal as a zombie or flying cadaver, desiccated and tightly wrapped with all of its muscles showing like an actor in a Marvel film.

Seriously, they dehydrate the heck out of themselves, it’s mega unhealthy.

This is the Queue. Normalize adorable Anurognathus ammoni.

This is the worst holiday, both in real life and in WoW. Mashed potatoes and mac and cheese are fine and dandy but I can make those any day of the year without the additional pressure of a holiday. Even the media celebrating it is the actual worst.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll answer while stealthed AFK in the Exodar to avoid being shot, probably. Bah, humbug.

It’s Monday again. Which means here I am again too. Wasn’t that weird last week when there were two Mondays? Good thing that doesn’t happen all the time — that’d be exhausting. I’m already regular tired all the time, I don’t need double Monday tired too.

While I go get another cup of coffee, it’s time for — The Queue.