The Queue

… but not too sleepy to look fabulous in these sunglasses. Never too sleepy to look fabulous.

What can I say, I love a running gag.

Still playing Cyberpunk 2077. I have discovered the joys of a good baseball bat with bolts in.

Come on, I had to. I mean, I had to.

I am seriously starting to worry that I will be playing Cyberpunk 2077 for the rest of my life. It’s getting to AC Odyssey levels of investment, and that game nearly destroyed me. I need help. There isn’t even any DLC out for this thing yet! The sheer amount of side quests in this puts Fallout New Vegas to shame. Heck, it probably has more side quests than FNV, Fallout 3, and maybe even Fallout 4 combined.

It’s a lot.

That’s right, we’re putting behind a fully digital year of distance elementary and preschool, and now my kids are just… directionless urchins who still need my help and guidance at every turn. So, that’s great. At least I don’t need to remember how to do area multiplication ever again.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions, and if they’re about area multiplication, SO HELP ME YOGG…

It’s Victoria Day for us up in Canada (and maybe elsewhere around the world) and we get the whole day off! That just goes to show you how much I really wanted to be here, and not that I wrote this Queue on Sunday evening or anything…

While you all definitely believe me, it’s time for — The Queue.

Really, why would you even think that?

Have you ever been unsure if you’re supposed to do something or not?

🐙

I really do.

Let’s get into that sweet Queue Q&Aing.

This is The Queue, where you ask the questions and we supply the answers — as long as you pick up the phone. Why would you even screen your calls? This is important.

I had a busy weekend! Between my usual raid, diving headfirst into the Mass Effect Legendary Edition, and helping my Mom get her flower pots and garden plots ready for the spring planting… I’m beat. I could definitely use a big nap. Wake me when it’s fall again and I can start wearing big thick sweaters.

While I pick out a great spot to snooze, it’s time for — The Queue.