The Queue
The Queue: Queue 2 Electric Boogaloo
Man, it feels like it’s been a whole year since I last saw you folks. I hope that your first week of the new year has been excellent. I’ve been spending a bunch of time in Korrak’s Revenge getting a couple more characters leveled. In between matches, I’ve been hanging out in the Rogue class hall and man that’s one cool class hall. I say that about all the new class halls that I visit though. I can’t wait to get the leveling squish so I actually get to see the full thing play out when I make my Vulpera.
But since I can’t make my new Vulpera Mage named Firefox just yet, let’s get to your questions!
The Queue: New year, new you
New you? New me? Maybe. Maybe it’s time for a new me.
The Queue: It’s almost AGDQ time
It’s a few days early, but I’d rather be early reminding y’all than late: Awesome Games Done Quick starts this Sunday. If you don’t know what it is, it’s a week-long charity event where speedrunners, well, speedrun! Last year’s AGDQ raised $2.4 million, and the summer equivalent raised $3 million. If you’ve never watched it, I highly suggest tuning in at least once during the event, especially if they’re playing a game/series you really enjoy. And even if not, tuning in for the final day is always infectiously wholesome.
So yeah, watch AGDQ this coming week. It’s a real good time. But before that…
It’s Queue time, baby!
The Queue: A mysterious crunch
They discovered a new kind of Aurora Borealis studying footage from three years ago, and it resulted from a strange compression in Earth’s magnetic field. So Earth’s magnetic field is under attack from an invisible enemy that can compress it and create whole new natural phenomena and we have no idea what’s happening. I mean, that’s the most reasonable theory. I’m not saying that the Earth’s magnetic field is being invaded by a sapient electromagnetic entity, but…
That’s it. I don’t have anything else here. Let’s do the Queue.
The Queue: Home is where your hearth is
This question has come up from time to time, and I finally went to take a screenshot to show you where “my” house is in WoW. What better way to watch the passing of the year than from the comfort of your own home? Smell ya later, 2019.
This is the Queue, where you ask us questions and we provide the answers. Hopefully.
The Queue: International Man of Mystery
How about that secret Mystery writer™? Who do you guys think it is? I sure hope that we find out soon!
Oh wait, it’s me?
Well then Hi! I’m sure that these next six months without Anne will just fly by — I’m going to be keeping her spot warm until she gets back. This is my very first Queue and I’m very excited to be here. Let’s just dive in and Queue!
The Queue: What even is time?
I have lost all sense of time since the holiday season started. Is it still November or has December finally arrived? Are we still in the middle of the December holidays or is it already January? Or February? Maybe March?
What even is time anymore?
Ugh, I don’t know. Let’s skip ahead to the questions.
The Queue: Boxing with an Ambulatory Robot
Hello, everyone! Today is Boxing Day and also AmbulanceRobot’s birthday (unless Lotharfox was lying to me on Christmas). I had intended to make this full of 2BEs (get it?!) but I can’t find the document I made with all the 2BEs from several months back and you guys DID actually ask questions so it’s just a regular Queue.
ROUND ONE! QUEUE!
The Queue: A Christmas Wish
Some of us don’t celebrate the holidays due to being of a different religion or not any religion. Still others have personal reasons — a lost loved one, a personal philosophical decision, a change of heart — why they don’t or can’t. For much of my life, from the time my mother died in 1990 until 2006, I didn’t celebrate. Now, I mostly do just so I don’t ruin the day for my wife.
If for any reason you don’t or can’t celebrate, I hope that you have as good a day today as is possible for you. If you do celebrate? I wish the exact same thing for you. If I could, I would make today painless and festive for everyone, no matter what. But since I can’t, let’s embark on a Queue together.
The Queue: ’twas the night before something, probably.
This is fine. Everything is fine. I’m not stressed, are you stressed?
Let’s Queue.



