The Queue

Y’all done did it now. I had to eschew my usual song lyrics/Splatoon-centric headline because of all the hubbub in the comments. Guess I have no choice but to dive right into what’s on everyone’s mind, huh?

Let’s Queue.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

I can’t believe it took me this long to discover that stunning a giant snake causes it to do some kind of weird paralyzed plank. Sapping it is entertaining enough, but what’s even better is throwing a bunch of stuns in with your regular rotation — it’s like witnessing a round of armless pushups on fast forward. Odd serpentine antics aside, it’s Monday — which means we should probably get around to answering your questions!

Hi. Matt’s sick, so this Queue is being answered by me. Ashkandi, Greatsword of the Brotherhood.

I’m a sword.

This is The Queue, where you ask questions and someone answers them. Usually that’s Adam, but today it’s me. Let’s get to it!

I’m sad, you’re sad, we’re all sad together. I was really starting to wallow in it, so I went and ran an LFR.

That is not exactly what I would call a cure-all for negative emotions — after all, LFR is packed with its own special blend of negativity — but it had an unexpected cheering effect. The group wasn’t too bad, and for the most part I could tunnel-vision on health bars and fight mechanics and blissfully not think about anything else for a while.

It was nice.

But now we’re back here in the Queue, and I’m still feeling pretty sad.

This month’s Splatfest was all about those two classic, syrupy breakfast foods: Pancakes and waffles. At first, I wasn’t sure what I wanted to go with. But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that, while I do have pancakes more often, it’s hard to actually beat the shape, crunch, and overall fun waffles provide. Looks like I chose wisely, too — waffles won in all three categories, which (AFAIK) hasn’t happened in quite some time.

Enough about syrups and inks, though — let’s Queue.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

How much time have you spent looking up? I’m continually baffled by just how amazing the skies are in Battle for Azeroth. This shot taken in the wintry area of Drustvar looks almost identical to the skies out here on a snowy day. Basically, clouds are great, hats off to the environmental design crew at Blizzard, and let’s get to your questions!

People have been asking me a lot of questions on social media and as I attempt to ramp back up into writing, I figured I’d answer a few in this Queue.

No, I still don’t have my shoulders.

No, the lasers and injections haven’t fixed my sight or given me super powers yet. I get lasered in the eyes, I don’t have the ability to give lasers from them.

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey is still one of my favorite games and is one of the three (WoW, Diablo 3 and ACO) that I try and play every day, even with my eyes as bad as they currently are.

So anyway, the Queue. Let us do this thing. It’s been a rough few weeks for me so I’m just going to answer whatever feels fun.

One gigantic step at a time… Right, Diblo?

It’s that time of week again: time for you to ask questions and me to provide, hopefully, answers that are at least somewhat accurate in response. so let’s do this, shall we?