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The Queue: I’m late

Today’s edition of The Queue is both late and short. I apologize for that, but I overslept. I spent half of my night last night — until around 3 a.m. — keeping an eye on a drunk man passed out in the street while I waited over two hours for the police department to pick him up. Two hours. Amazing response time.

I don’t know if today’s header image has any relevance or not. I picked one at random from our media library. This Queue is late enough, I don’t have time to take clever screenshots!


The Queue: Dungeons

Hi. You may remember me from such posts as the ones I did yesterday. Today, I’m doing The Queue. That’s this here post where y’all ask questions about Blizzard games. Sometimes I go off on little tangents about dinosaurs or whatever, but today I’m not going to do that. Let’s talk about games.


The Queue: Let’s make some happy trees

Welcome back to The Queue, the Q&A column for all things Blizzard related. If you have a question for the Queue, leave a comment and you may see it answered!

Does anyone else kind of wish clicking the easel opened some kind of MS Paint interface in which we could paint our own garrison artwork? No? Maybe? …you’re right, we’d probably end up with a lot of really tasteless “art” screenshots flying around.


The Queue: Super Strength

Hi, and welcome to The Queue, Blizzard Watch’s daily column answering your questions.

Every so often I wonder just how strong the various races of the Warcraft setting actually are. I mean, relative to each other. Draenei and orcs are probably around the same (Draenei are a bit bigger and beefier, so they might be a touch stronger, with the orcs making up for it with frenzied rage), but are tauren the strongest? I mean, they’re big. What about worgen, or ogres, or… it’s kind of hard to compare strength when you have a three foot tall race that can use swords twice their own size, one in each hand (seriously, watch a gnome fury warrior sometime) vs. a nine foot tall race. But I do think that, proportionately, gnomes might well be the strongest race on Azeroth.

Either that or I’m just saying it to drive the gnome haters in the audience into a frenzy. Anyway! Let’s talk some Blizzard games!


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