The Queue

Another day, another Queue. Let’s get to it, shall we?

Look, blame Mitch, I can’t stop hearing it.

It’s the Queue and if I had a million dollars, I’d be rich.

I’m not actually sure how far a million dollars goes nowadays, but I’d certainly take some time off to catch up on my gaming backlog and turn into a Hobby Person. Heck, money or no, we all deserve a full year off every now and then, just to catch up on stuff n things. Right? Or maybe we deserve longer…

Anyhow, that’s a thought for another time. Right now’s thoughts are for… [dramatic

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The Queue.

Ah, to be a tiny corgi with a pachimari chew toy.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and just as soon as we get a coffee and a warm croissant we’ll answer.

With a few too many key people out for our Mythic raid, it was time for our once-a-tier achievement run — yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

There was a good batch of achievements this time, including making our own baby Shadowflame elemental, which we promptly killed, and feeding a bunch of snails to a hungry chimera… which we also promptly killed. Hmm, I’m sensing a pattern here. At least we didn’t kill the neutral Dracthyr named Nutraal! Although we tried to get his brothers in the Forgotten Experiments to try their best at killing him, I don’t know if that’s much better.

Best achievement this time around is We’ll Never See That Again, Surely simply for the probable set-up for an achievement next expansion called “Who could’ve seen this coming? Not us, surely!”.

Now while I apply some burn cream to my legs after riding this lava manta ray, it’s time for — The Queue!

In this house (this Queue) we love and respect Ted Lasso. I will not be taking questions at this time.

…well, okay, it’s the Queue and the whole point is to answer questions, so I guess I’ll do a few. Let’s Queue.

You ever just scream but manage to keep it inside because it’s 4 am and your partner is sleeping? No? Just me? Well, okay then.

It’s the Queue. Take two. If this one breaks too I’ll go live in the woods with a white Grizzly Bear as my only companion.

Hello and happy Wednesday!

Let’s just dive right in today.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions, and we’re having a pretty good day, so we’ll go ahead and answer.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled writer for the Queue.

No more weird out-of-place writers, writers who were supposed to be there not showing up, or writers who are alternate-universe versions of themselves.

Nope, just the person that’s supposed to be where they are when they are.

At least for today.

Now before I go play in the open portal to all of time and space, it’s time for — The Queue.