The Queue

One thing I always adore about Overwatch is how completely over-the-top the performances and lines are. Every character is larger than life, with reactions and interactions to match.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we FACE THE SUNRISE!

He’s back, and I wish it was in pog form!

I just got my first-ever Mythic N’zoth kill and let me tell you, even two expansions later that’s one tough cookie! Almost like he’s a god or something…

Those clever designers at Blizzard made him go nearly invulnerable at certain health thresholds, so even bringing an almost full raid of people who still remember where they left their Wrathion cloaks — we still had to deal with the sanity mechanics in the fight! Once that runs out you’re gone, no matter how much health you have.

All in all, it was a little much for a fight two expansions out. At this point, I think there should be some considerations put in place for fights like that, Mythic Jaina and Mythic Kil’jaeden where the brute force option isn’t a possibility.

While I try and figure out what that entails, it’s time for — The Queue!

Another day, another Queue. Let’s get to it, shall we?

Look, blame Mitch, I can’t stop hearing it.

It’s the Queue and if I had a million dollars, I’d be rich.

I’m not actually sure how far a million dollars goes nowadays, but I’d certainly take some time off to catch up on my gaming backlog and turn into a Hobby Person. Heck, money or no, we all deserve a full year off every now and then, just to catch up on stuff n things. Right? Or maybe we deserve longer…

Anyhow, that’s a thought for another time. Right now’s thoughts are for… [dramatic

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The Queue.

Ah, to be a tiny corgi with a pachimari chew toy.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and just as soon as we get a coffee and a warm croissant we’ll answer.

With a few too many key people out for our Mythic raid, it was time for our once-a-tier achievement run — yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

There was a good batch of achievements this time, including making our own baby Shadowflame elemental, which we promptly killed, and feeding a bunch of snails to a hungry chimera… which we also promptly killed. Hmm, I’m sensing a pattern here. At least we didn’t kill the neutral Dracthyr named Nutraal! Although we tried to get his brothers in the Forgotten Experiments to try their best at killing him, I don’t know if that’s much better.

Best achievement this time around is We’ll Never See That Again, Surely simply for the probable set-up for an achievement next expansion called “Who could’ve seen this coming? Not us, surely!”.

Now while I apply some burn cream to my legs after riding this lava manta ray, it’s time for — The Queue!

In this house (this Queue) we love and respect Ted Lasso. I will not be taking questions at this time.

…well, okay, it’s the Queue and the whole point is to answer questions, so I guess I’ll do a few. Let’s Queue.

You ever just scream but manage to keep it inside because it’s 4 am and your partner is sleeping? No? Just me? Well, okay then.

It’s the Queue. Take two. If this one breaks too I’ll go live in the woods with a white Grizzly Bear as my only companion.

Hello and happy Wednesday!

Let’s just dive right in today.