The Queue: Bear-boozled!
April Fool’s have come and gone and the thing that has stuck with me the most is of course the Diablo accounts proposed classes for the upcoming Diablo 12. How dare they dangle the thing I want most in all video games in front of me like that! All I want to do is be a giant bear making a mess of things in anything I play!
Fighting game? Bear! Racing game? Bear! Quaint housing sim? You better bear-lieve me that it’s a bear!
I hope this is one of those situations like we always saw with the ThinkGeek products where a week later they’re announced as actually being produced.
While I sell someones soul to Diablo to make this happen, it’s time for — The Queue!



