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The Queue: Orc manicures

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Okay first off, Mr. Overly Zealous Box-Perching Dude, I think you might just be a little too into Gul’dan, and I’m pretty sure he doesn’t think anywhere near as highly of you as you do of him. Second, have you looked at your hands lately, because you could really use a manicure. I’d offer you one, but my garrison sadly doesn’t include a Barber Shop or Salon, and no matter how many times I order them to do it the Frostwolves are just not interested in making that happen.


The Queue: Bacon the friendly lizard

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Who’s the sweetest giant whomping spiked vaguely-bacon-colored lizard thing on Azeroth? That’s a rhetorical question, I tamed him yesterday and I’m keeping him forever, thank you. Let’s answer some Queue questions!


The Queue: Assault on the Pit

Assault on the Pit is my least favorite of the daily Apexis chores. I have yet to complete it. I gotta go get that done, I just always have something better to do than grind my way through a bunch of elites in prot spec, like, say, sanding down my feet or eating potentially spoiled food.

Anyway, this is the Queue. It’s Queue time.


The Queue: Who’s a good boy

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I think I need to make it a point not to have Alex pick out my hunter’s pets anymore. I’m beginning to think he’s secretly trying to turn me into a warlock. A warlock that shoots arrows and bullets.


The Queue: Something’s not right here

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I had a blast in Felwood on this week’s leveling stream, but I’m still a little confused at the last pet I managed to tame. I can’t figure out just what’s so unsettling about the way it yawns, but I’m pretty sure deer aren’t supposed to work that way. On to the questions!


The Queue: An awful, horrible, terrible, no good day

I don’t really want to talk about it, but yesterday can just pucker up and smooch my derriere. Just the worst day I’ve had in years, and I’ve had some pretty awful days. The next few promise to not be much better. While everyone else will be enjotying Patch 6.2, I will likely be busy dealing with them fumigating my apartment. That means packing up everything like clothes and food, taking down all my dishes, and then finding another place to live for a day along with our cats. So much fun.

So I’m probably not in the best frame of mind, but here’s the Queue.


The Queue: Hoo watches the Watchers?

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I apologize for the owl pun in the headline, but it was necessary for my unnamed buddy, who really needs a good solid dinner or seventeen. He’s wasted away to practically nothing!


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