The Queue

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Why yes, yes I did spend a chunk of my vacation grinding rep with the Tillers and earning best friendship with all the farmers so that I could rescue a dog. Look, we all have our priorities.

My priorities now are answering your questions, so let’s get to that, shall we?

Yes, this is a very silly Queue. (Or at least it’s 50% very silly.) You have been warned.

Hello, Queue. I hope this Tuesday finds you well.

It’s Always Sunny in Draenor.

Side thought: how has someone not made a shot-for-shot remake of that show in WoW?

Yes, I used Rezan again for the header image, are you kidding? I might never use another header image again.

So, you know how Zandalar won’t be getting Paladins in BFA? Well, I figured it out. It’s jealousy. Here’s why.

Human Paladins – “We get our power from the Holy Light.”
Dwarf Paladins – “Eh, whatever, that’ll do, we’re in for the Light deal.”
Draenei Paladins – “Naaru guide us.”
Blood Elf Paladins – “Well, we kidnapped a Naaru and tortured it until it died and went Void, but we’re cool now. Light’s cool.”
Dark Iron Paladins – “We –”
Lightforged Paladins – “Woah, woah, BACK UP, what did that Blood Elf just say? They did WHAT?”
Tauren Paladins – “We seek the Light of An’she, the glorious sun, the mate of Mu’sha.”
Lightforged – “I REALLY need us to do a rewind on what that Blood Elf just said.”
Zandalar – “A big freaking Dinosaur gave me my powers.”

Tell me everyone wouldn’t be jealous as hell.

Of course they do. We all should, really.

Yeah, sure, it’s only Wednesday, but it’s already been a really long week. So let’s get to questions so I can get to hiding.

Is this Queue late? Nah, you’re just early.

(Okay, it’s late. Blame my alarm.) This first question has Rogue class-hall spoilers, so skip it if you want to be surprised.

Look at this. It’s going to be a high of 99 today with a probable heat index of over 100. Just over a month ago it was snowing and freezing outside. What does that mean? You’ve got it. This Queue is about chili.

I feel like the title tells the story. Let’s talk about things, including but not limited to why dragons don’t make babies with different colored dragons.