The Queue

I’m not a huge fan of this month’s Splatfest themes. Instead of one Splatfest, we’re getting three throughout the month, all centered around the upcoming Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show coming to Nickelodeon. The idea of three Splatfests is cool, but outside of generally not being a TMNT fan, the art style of the show sort of weirds me out.

So I’m having my own Mitchfest! Are you #TeamCheese or #TeamChocolate? Mull that over while you have yourself a Queue.

I’m sorry this was so late everyone! Had some things run over. So that said, let’s get down into the Queue.

Sometimes you just feel weird. Right? I feel weird sometimes.

Let’s talk Blizzard.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Legion came out on August 30, 2016. I’ve been playing it almost two years now, and I only just now noticed that all the trees in Brandensbrook are being dramatically bent by the wind. There’s even a big gust of it up there, fluttering the leaves and everything! How did I miss this? I guess I was too busy reading quest text. Whoops!

Let’s ignore my lack of observational skills and get to your questions.

So I was going to talk about [REDACTED] today, because the news about [REDACTED] being [REDACTED] is blowing my mind. But [REDACTED], so let’s just answer some questions.

Here’s an intro.

We’ll hop right into the Queue today.

I have discharged my social obligation unto you and transmogged into a Jedi Guardian (or Sith Juggernaut, if you prefer — the blue swords imply Jedi, but the armor says Sith) and thus revealed that I, too, am engaged in celebrating Star Wars on this, the high holy day of Star Wars fandom. Now that said cultural reference has been shared, you will no longer suspect that I am not actually a human being but rather am an android body of cloned tissue with a cybernetic brain link allowing a long forgotten sapient computer to transmit my thoughts and live via said cloned body by proxy.

Let us now engage in questions about Blizzard and thus ally your suspicions even more. I’m totes human.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Don’t worry kid, I’m sure that giant flaming worm beast won’t eat you. And hey, I’ve already got everything I need for my wardrobe, so whatever we pull out of its intestines after we kill it is all yours. Yes, yes I said we. You didn’t think I was going to let you tag along without contributing, right?

I’m the best orphan mom ever. Let’s get to your questions.

Children’s Week? What’s that? I’ve never heard of such a thing, and if you value your sanity, you haven’t either.