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As a result of the Diablo anniversary event, I’ve spent considerably more time in the Underbelly than usual the past few days. And man, I can’t help but notice how downright…odd it is down there. Take the above image, for example. Who are those children? What’s with the cupcakes? Why is this all next to a giant pile of snoozing rats? The world may never know.

Every time my Warriors come leaping down to land and blow up everything around them in Legion, I find myself wishing that Heroic Leap blew up the ground this effectively.

Let us look at questions and answers, shall we? It’s been a rough week for me, I could use the distraction.

I’ve seen some complaints recently that Mitch and I don’t argue enough in the Queue anymore, so for the New Year we’ve resolved to ramp up our natural tendency to disagree. After all, Mitch is basically the annoying younger brother I never had, so it’s not like it’s that much of a challenge.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Hello, my friends. It is I, Matthew Rossi, the usual Human who writes this Queue column every Tuesday and Friday. I am not a Dreadlord.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

You might think this trio of wizards are looking at the Broken Isles in the above image, but you’d be wrong. No, they gaze upon the vast, violet expanse of 2017, struck silent by its ponderous hills and valleys that have yet to be explored. At this time, they have no knowledge of whether it will be better or worse than the years that came before it. But they are keenly aware of one striking fact — it is purple. It’s super purple, guys.

Happy New Year! Let’s get to your questions.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Do not be alarmed, mortal. The author you are accustomed to questioning in this hallowed space is indulging in quality time with friends and family, and has asked me to address you in her stead. She was wise to ask, for I am always willing to share words of encouragement, and the wisdom only a creature as ancient and hallowed as myself could begin to possess. Ask, listen, and find enlightenment.

The Deathlord is a busy woman, Liadrin. Just give her the corpse and she’ll be on her way. If not, she’s going to have to smash your Blood Elf face into the ground and step over you to the body, and that’s just not something that has to happen here.

Please, Xe’ra, I don’t want to beta-read any more of your fanfic. I’m sure it’s perfectly good, but turning one of Azeroth’s greatest villains into a golden-eyed child of prophecy isn’t really my thing. No, no, I don’t want to read chapter 28. You just need to find a new beta reader. Really, I’m fighting the Burning Legion over here and I don’t have time to chat with your astral projection. Get back to me when you have something I can punch in the face, okay?