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Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

This Lunarfall Rifleman figured he’d pull a Magni Bronzebeard and try to commune with Draenor. Although the plan backfired, rather than encasing the poor Dwarf in crystal, Draenor settled for sending a mountain to eat his foot.

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Look at that map. Look at that face on poor Farahlon. It already knows it’s on the way out. The other landmasses have been quietly distancing themselves. “Oh hey Farahlon,” they tell it. “Didn’t see you there. I uh…I gotta go. Need to wash my hair.”

“You don’t even have hair,” Farahlon replies gloomily, and goes back to wistfully remembering the days when people used to visit.

I have no words today. Nothing pithy or eloquent to say. Sometimes, life just smashes you in the face and all you can do is stare.

This is the Queue. Let’s talk about Blizzard games. Heck, I might even go off topic.

Holiday weeks are tricky. It feels like we ought to celebrate our work week being even the slightest bit shorter. Except you head in to work and you find you  have a full week of work to do and one less day to get it done in. Whose terrible idea was that?

Because of this abbreviated week, I have decided to stopped believing in the existence of Thursdays. So does today’s Queue even exist? Do we even exist? Maybe. And maybe not.

Because we currently exist in a timeless world free of Thursdays, it’s just me today. How peaceful!

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So I’m writing a sequel to my novel Nameless and I just wrote a scene where a vampire eats ice cream. It’s actually something of a running gag for this particular vampire, she likes ice cream.

Anyway, this is the Queue. Let’s talk Blizzard games.

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It’s Independence Day here in the United States, and given most of our staff lives in the States, do forgive us for having a lighter-than-usual content schedule today. Taking a holiday once in awhile is okay, right? … Right?

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Coming soon to a channel near you, it’s The Plant Whisperer, a compelling new gardening show that highlights the importance of talking to your plants. Especially on Draenor, where at virtually any moment said beloved and unassuming houseplants could feasibly uproot themselves and try to kill you. You ever seen a man with his mouth caught in a Gorgrond Flytrap? Let me tell you, it ain’t pretty.

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Let’s play a game of what’s wrong with this picture. Not only is the guard pictured above taking a lengthy catnap, she’s doing so with her eyes wide open. And she’s doing it by mysteriously sitting on thin air. Either this is some really amazing unforeseen military tactic, or she’s absolutely mastered the art of sleeping on the job. We’ll just…let her snooze while we answer your questions.