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The Queue: Everyone is fired.

I don’t know why nobody informed me that Cozy Grove is by far the best, most me game ever, but everyone who didn’t make me buy this game earlier is fired. Anna Washenko is safe. The rest of you? Fired.

That’s a pun, because a character in Cozy Grove is literally a fire. You still have to come in. Sorry for any confusion!

This is The Queue where, if you ask us questions, we will definitely answer because we might get a merit badge.


The Queue: Happy New Year!

It’s a brand new year, let’s hope it’s a good one! I had a great New Year’s Eve celebration, and I hope that the rest of you did as well.

Now, where are the flying cars?

While I try and convince an engineer that flying cars would be a good thing in the hands of the general public, it’s time for — The Queue.


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