The Queue

This is The Queue, where you ask the questions and we supply the answers — as long as you pick up the phone. Why would you even screen your calls? This is important.

I had a busy weekend! Between my usual raid, diving headfirst into the Mass Effect Legendary Edition, and helping my Mom get her flower pots and garden plots ready for the spring planting… I’m beat. I could definitely use a big nap. Wake me when it’s fall again and I can start wearing big thick sweaters.

While I pick out a great spot to snooze, it’s time for — The Queue.

I usually try to stick to Blizzard-related questions, but it seems that I rather gave up today. So let’s talk about Mass Effect!

As I write this, Assassin’s Creed Valhalla is about to see its first expansion, Wrath of the Druids. Meanwhile, the day after that, Mass Effect Legendary Edition comes out. Resident Evil Village came out last week, I haven’t even gotten a chance to play that yet, and meanwhile there’s games I’m still not done playing, like Cyberpunk 2077 and I just recently got back into Immortals: Fenyx Rising and they re-released Baldur’s Gate Dark Alliance and man, that’s just a lot of games, y’all.

That’s not even counting World of Warcraft and Diablo 3, both of which are perennial favorites. We’re getting Burning Crusade Classic in less than a month! So many games! Gaah!

It’s the Queue. What game are you most interested in that’s coming out soon, or just recently came out?

So the Wrath of the Druids expansion is about to drop for Assassin’s Creed Valhalla and, well, I decided to get back in to the game for a while and this poor fellow got in my way.

This is the Queue. Let’s chat.

After a long week, Rutherford and I are really looking forward to some well-earned R&R. Because man, has it been a long week.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll answer right after this nap. Oh, no time for a nap today? Well, let’s go anyway.

We may not have Rhinestone Sunglasses, but my new pal “Gubbins” and I have pretty fetching parasols, don’t you think?

While we try and figure out where Theotar’s went, it’s time for — The Queue.

Which is, obviously, why we need to wear sunglasses.

Man, there are just too many games to play right now, and it’s not slowing down. I’ve been trucking through New Pokémon Snap lately, but Resident Evil: Tall Lady comes out tonight/tomorrow, and then the Mass Effect remaster comes out next week. How’s a person supposed to beat all these games when you only have a week between them?!

…At least the one that’s going to take me the longest comes out last.

Anyhow, this is The Queue, where we Queue things.

Yeah, I’m listening to Tool again.

It’s the Queue. Let’s get to it, shall we?