The Queue

Here she is, in all her burned face, one dead eye, no more excrements given anger. She is going to punch a lot of ghosts.

This is the Queue. Let’s all get ready to punch ghosts together. A whole glorious expansion of ghost punching.

Oh, and I’m going in for my eye injections tomorrow, so I won’t be reading the replies for a while. I’m sorry about that.

No, no, not me of course. I’m fabulous. But you… are you sure you aren’t ready to update that hairstyle just a little?

This is The Queue, where we answer the questions you ask and then wait until the servers come up on patch 9.0!

Thanksgiving is the second reason why October is the best month. I just love a great big feast. I guess spending time with family and friends is ok too. But I’d be lying if I said the food wasn’t a big part of it.

Today I’m thankful for — The Queue.

Somehow it is Friday all over again. I’m not sure how that happened, but Friday is Queueday so let’s chat.

I hope y’all are having a fun Spooktober so far! Has it already been 1, 5, or 7 days since I last Queued with you? Maybe! In fact, almost certainly yes.

So let’s Queue!

So I watched The Velocipastor last night.

It’s not a good movie, but it is an astonishing watch. It’s a movie that knows just how weird, potentially bad, and completely off the rails it is. Saying it’s funny feels disingenuous — it’s a movie that is very deliberately crackerjack, a film that will present you drug dealing religious zealots from China who are also Ninjas in a battle against a disillusioned Catholic Priest who cuts his hand on a dinosaur tooth and becomes, well, you’ve seen the title of the movie.

Anyway, this is the Queue.

The scent of woodsmoke and slightest chill, combined with the fact that I can now officially put up all my spooky scary decor has propelled me from the endless month of Mar-gu-sep-ril into October. As such, I’m pretty sure I’m going to put up my Christmas tree on November 1st. Why not.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we give you answers even if we are clearly kind of confused about things.

It’s the most magical time of the year! The leaves are changing, it’s finally getting cool enough that I can break out my thick sweaters, and skeletons have started to appear again. This may shock you, but Halloween is my favorite holiday. I know, I know — try and contain your surprise.

As the veil between this world and the next grows thinner, I take you now to — the Queue.

This month sure has been a year, hasn’t it? Well, let’s give up on existential breakdowns for just long enough to answer some Queue questions, shall we?

Happy first day of October Halloween, everyone! This is my favorite month, and I hope every second of it proves to be spooOoOoO0oky!

While we spook, let’s also Queue.