The Queue

Ah, to be a dead viking, rafting on the water, probably about to get eaten by a sea monster and lose everything. It’s odd, because there are certain things about this game that are undeniably breathtaking and beautiful. The way the light glimmers red on the water as the last sliver of sun sinks slowly past the horizon, for instance, or the way the game plays with depth of field to make you feel truly immersed in the landscape. But my god does my character look like a two-polygon potato.

This is The Queue, where you ask questions and we break our summery escapism and wrap ourselves in a few dozen blankets to get you the answers.

It’s a holiday! Right after a holiday. Who planned that?

While I get to the bottom of this mystery, it’s time for — The Queue.

Honestly sometimes I just keep playing WoW because I like my Night Elf’s combat animations.

The first game I actually remember playing was Berzerk on the Atari 2600.

Some of you may be aware already, but I’ve been on a real Demon’s Souls kick lately. The remake is downright gorgeous, and it’s oddly easy to get hooked on, despite pretty much constantly dying. I’m sure it’s not for everyone, but it’s a very different type of game than I’m used to, and I like that.

Anyhow, this is Queue time. So let’s Queue it.

You ever feel completely out of sorts and not really talkative?

It’s a weird day and I’m completely spent. Here’s the Queue. How’re you doing?

It’s just me and a few… hundred… friends hangin in Orgrimmar, definitely not waiting for a new expansion to go live! (You think we fooled em, Rutherford?)

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we answer them in a very timely fashion.

How about that Super Bowl yesterday, amirite? I’m writing this before the final score has been posted so I don’t know who did or didn’t win. I hope it was your favorite team! If not, better luck next year.

While I check the scores, I take you now to — The Queue.

Another week has come and gone and I’m really not sure how that keeps happening. But here we are. It’s Friday. Let’s Queue.

My Warrior is so angry, y’all, and she just can’t stop punching things.

“Hey, have you met my friend Dane? No? Let me introduce you.”

This is the Queue. Let’s talk about stuff.