The Queue

I know, some people are already a little burned out on the Diablo hype, so I will try to contain myself in today’s Queue.

Some jokes are just for one person.

This is the Queue.

Derbablo! Derbablo! Derbablo DERBABLO!

It’s Summer Games Done Quick 2023 week, and that means a happy Mitch. Mind you, the last couple weeks have been absolutely jam-packed, but knowing SGDQ is waiting for me… well, that makes it a little easier to get through the day.

We just passed the 500k mark this morning, and, as usual, my only complaint is that I don’t have the whole week to just sit and watch without distractions.

But distractions and Queues there are, so let’s dive in.

Y’all got anything going on today? Any special embargos lifting or whatnot?

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’re probably phoning it in because you have so much to comb through already anyway.

I’ll just have a quick nap after my raid before writing the Queue — I thought to myself. What’s the worst that could happen?

Well, it’s now very late and I’m still not done.

So while I try and figure out what year it is, it’s time for — The Queue.

Eight questions, eight answers. Sometimes it’s as simple as an acrostic. Other times it’s as complicated as if it came from the far reaches of hell.

This time, though, it’s simple. Let’s go!

Woah, maybe this is how we finally get rid of the giant sword sticking out of Silithus! Although the longdogs have pretty skinny legs and no opposable thumbs — maybe we’ll need a few more!

While I see if I can track down another bunch of not-so-deepstriders, it’s time for — The Queue!

I’ve made a terrible mistake. I played Persona 5 Royal and I got absolutely addicted to the game and its world. I’ve acquired Persona 5 Strikers and Persona 5 Dancing in Starlight and I’ve started reading the manga. I may even have bought a new polo shirt that matches the game’s main color theme.

Anyway, while I wait for the Phantom Thieves to steal my heart and return me to normal, let’s answer some queue questions!

It’s funny, when a game makes radical changes, sometimes there are little quirks you don’t realize until later. Sometimes a mechanic will change so that something that didn’t work before does now, and sometimes it alters your playstyle drastically because of it.

Anyway, if you like Hearthstone’s Battlegrounds, now you don’t need to have a churn slot open if you’re playing minions just for Magnetic. If only I had known…

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we promise we aren’t day drinking away our regrets while we answer.

I’m still mad at James Gunn for the whole Henry Cavill fiasco but my word he knows how to break your heart with a talking raccoon.