The Queue

I’ve always been a bit of a contrarian.

Every so often I have a quick poke through my computer to see what kind of nonsense I’ve forgotten I have on my hard drive. And sometimes, it’s like, oh, right. The thing I intended to finish. And then maybe I do finish it now that I’m reminded, and maybe it just sits moldering for a while. Who knows. Right now the idea of diving back into Blue Prince just to finish the last little bit I have left is very overwhelming, but I do have a full multimedia spreadsheet to fall back on. Anyway, given the nature of the game I’m positive this image contains a billion spoilers but who knows what they could possibly be. Sorry?

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions and we’ll get around to answering probably. Like, eventually. Don’t rush me.

I had a nice, relaxing weekend out and about (or oot and aboot if you’re Canadian), and I’m already missing it.

It’s very rude that weekends are only two days long; we should all get together and petition someone to make them longer. Maybe three or four days! That’d be nice and civilized, I think.

While I go back to work and grumble about not being able to sleep more, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

Seriously. What a week. And it’s actually Friday, so I get to say this without having some funny person tell me “Red, it’s Wednesday” or whatever.

This is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where sometimes things are just moving too fast and we’re exhausted, man.

Thursdays are an enigma that I have yet to solve, and I don’t think today’s looking much better either. But Thursday is here, and we cannot ignore it, only accept it.

This is the Queue, our daily Q&A column where we talk about Warcraft and just about everything else. Welcome.

So I have collected all of the stuff I wanted for the Doom: The Dark Ages crossover, unlocked Torment 3 (and frankly I’m not feeling like I’m prepared for the difficulty) and otherwise I feel done with the whole turning into the Butcher aspect of the Season. Since I now have a metric boatload of Barbarians to choose to level through the upcoming Lord of Hatred expansion, I think now may be the time to get in some World of Warcraft and let my Barbarians (and that one Paladin) rest for a while.

So, Horde or Alliance? I have an Elf ready for both factions.

POV: You’re in the middle of a Nightmare Prey, and happen to run across a little capybara with anxiety. The capybara only trusts you to get him somewhere safe, but he doesn’t want to ride on a mount because that’s too scary so he’d run away if you mount up. So you truck across the entirety of Zul’Aman pursued by blood puddles and weird ghosts and a few light ambushes.

This is The Queue, our daily column where you ask us the questions and we give you the answers just as long as you don’t scare our little friend.

The days out there are getting sunnier. Unfortunately, I don’t have a good set of prescription sunglasses, so I’m left squinting at things a lot of the time. It’s going to be a long summer. Maybe this will be the year that I finally get a pair. They’ve always seemed like a huge luxury, which I why I don’t have a pair already. Also, what if I’m bad at hanging onto sunglasses? I’ve heard lots of stories of people losing every pair of sunglasses they own.

While I try to find a new hat to wear all the time, it’s time for our daily question and answer column — The Queue!

It’s almost Noblegarden, the annual holiday where the Great Goblin in the Noble Garden puts on his bunny costume, finds a nice spot to crouch down, [REDACTED], and we get a lot of chocolate eggs. Nature on Azeroth is beautiful.

This is The Queue, our daily Q&A column where all the lore is made up, and the points don’t matter. But the questions do matter, so let’s get to them!

When we returned to Silvermoon City, my Blood Elf Death Knight felt like she needed to fit in. All dressed in red and gold, looking like a perfectly normal Blood Elf. You might mistake her for a Paladin, even, if you didn’t pay attention to the pale skin and glowing blue eyes.

But of course the Silvermoon City guards saw right through that. I get constant insults from guards asking me about my “dark master” and in general barely tolerating my presence. Well, I tried.

Of course these days I’m not fitting in in all new ways. For one, I don’t think I’m tall enough to be mistaken for a Nightborne, but also my transmog needs a lot of work. We’ll see how it goes.

But for now, this is the Queue, our daily Q&A column where I answer your gaming questions and then we all get to hang out in the comments section. Let’s get to it.