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The Queue: Queue’s Haunted

In a fun look behind the scenes, our frequent commenters may not know that the Queue is in fact haunted. It’s the site as a whole, but there are certain temperamental quirks involved in writing and posting the Queue which make it the epicenter of this particular haunting. One of the easiest ways to get the spirit to show itself is to post a very long response, though embeds and other media have also been known to break it, as has overall length of the column. So no, I won’t be answering Cory’s longass question about all ten freakin expansions up til now.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll salt the doorways.


The Queue: Capybara Nap Commotion

So I keep hearing people tell me how great Persona 5 and the entire series before it is, and Persona 5 Royal is free for us with Game Pass, so I’m gonna download it and then probably stare at it a lot while thinking do I really need another astonishingly long game to obsess over so this is my plea to you, Queue — someone please tell me what this series is so I can make an informed decision?


The Queue: As a bee

Did you ever look through your schedule for the day and forget something really, really important which makes it so you have to reorder just about everything? Anyway, apparently my kids have a distance learning day today so I really need to make this brief.

This is The Queue where you ask us questions and we give you the answers. As long as we remember to. No big whoop.


The Queue: Like riding a bike

I played some Heroes of the Storm tonight for the first time since June. I didn’t do too badly, although my buddy and I only played in ARAM and I just could not get Heroes that I really jive with. Except for this one game as Orphea.

I could do almost no wrong. They were ready to jump face-first into my big sharp teeth and rending claws. It was honestly really refreshing. After all of this time I really do have to hand it to the developers who designed Heroes. It still feels like the most satisfying a game can be when everything is going your way.

While I try in vain to forget about the awful Brightwing game I had right after, it’s time for — The Queue.


The Queue: The album cover sessions

Sometimes you’re taking screenshots and you just realize that every one of them looks like the back art to an album from a band that’s about to break up.

So, as of this Queue, Mitch and I are switching days — he’ll pick up next Wednesday, and I’ll be on Thursdays from now on. This means you’ll want to get all your Shadow Priest questions in on Tuesday Queue comments, for example.

I’m listening to this and thinking about what I’d do if I got to write a Superman comic. It would probably be pretty weird and out there with alien stuff, but also the whole “Guy who really just wants to help” aspect of things. Like I said back then, a man who is almost a god but who wants to be a man.


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