The Queue

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions but we may barter the ancient knowledge for items that may keep us safe. Salt. A sprig of holly for sympathetic magic. The mood is right. The spirit’s up. We’re here tonight and that’s enough. It must be enough. It is the season.

The Buble cometh.

I’m Cory S. Pumpkins, and I’m here to scare the hell out of you  answer your questions!

Just as soon as I figure out what the S. stands for.

While I do that, it’s time for — The Queue.

My cat Puck, in the wake of Aurora’s passing this year, has become very vocal at night. We suspect it’s out of loneliness, as she and Aurora shared a bed overnight and kept each other company. Since I’m awake anyway, I’ve been letting her come and sleep in my office while I’m trying to work. It’s not always ideal, but here we are.

Anyway, hi, y’all. I’m pitching in for Liz while she does the 10,000 things that need doing at any given time.

This is the Queue. Try and be quiet, please, Puck is asleep right now.

The new UI sure is something, huh? I figured the talent system would be the biggest headache to come with the prepatch but boy was I wrong. There were a lot of UI-related questions yesterday but as I am someone who can’t move a picture in Word without destroying the entire document I don’t think I’ll be able to effectively tackle them.

My name is Kalcheus and I’m filling in for Mitch today — let’s answer some questions while wondering where the heck the Pet Bar disappeared to.

Hi. It’s the Queue. I’m Matt. When I am extremely tense or scared I resort to hyperrationality as a defense. I apologize for how this may affect today’s Queue.

We talk a big game about Halloween around here but the fact is Blizzard already created the most creepy zone they ever will in Maldraxxus. The Jellycat is especially beloved, but my god is that thing awful.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll pluck the answers from the air, one by one, much like these hairs springing from warty outgrowths. Brr.

Can you believe it? We’re just one week away from Halloween! Have you handled all of your spooky business? Are your jack o’lanterns hung by the chimney with care?

Somehow it’s snuck up on me once again. I was so sure that I had so much extra time! At this rate, I will have to start thinking about next year’s Halloween in the middle of June! Or just throw a second Halloween in June, like in Gravity Falls! Summerween has some promise, and I can’t believe it hasn’t caught on.

While I write my local elected officials about starting a new major holiday for the summer, it’s time for — The Queue.

It’s almost pre-patch time folks, and I can’t wait. So let’s prepare for our next round of adventures with a pre pre-patch Queue.

I had trouble sleeping last night, so I started writing this very early this morning. Then I crashed and now it’s 5 minutes to publish time and I need to fly — but I am still very tired, to be clear.

Anyhow, from one tired brain to a varying number of other brains in various states of awake:

It’s Queue time.

As Hallows End fast approaches it’s time to break out a costume for my Druid. This year he’s going as a spooky scary skeleton. He’ll send shivers up your spine! This is not today’s Earworm™ as I already used it many (spooky) moons ago.

I wish that it was as easy in real life to find a costume that both fits you, and is something you really enjoy. That also doesn’t cost a lot. Have you seen the prices at some of the Halloween stores out there?! That’s the real source of shivers up your spine.

While I go back and forth on what to dress up as this year, it’s time for — The Queue.