The Queue

That’s definitely what people call it when you give up and wear a tank top on a 95 degree day, right?

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll give you the answers, as long as you don’t mind waiting between gulps of this comically oversized slushie.

Here’s to the long weekend! I hope that it was full of good times and relaxation if you got one. Mine was until I had to go to work — so rude.

While I work on getting the winning set of lottery numbers, it’s time for — The Queue.

It’s July. It’s Midsummer Fire Festival in WoW and Hearthstone.

But mostly it’s too hot outside so I am staying in with the windows closed and the A/C on. I’m just saying no to beach days because I will burn to a crisp. What Ragnaros couldn’t do, the summer sun can.

So let’s sit inside with our computers and talk about video games.

Hello and happy Thursday, Queuemans!

We’re nearing the end of Summer Games Done Quick, but that doesn’t mean there’s not plenty to love about the upcoming runs! I, for one, am incredibly excited for everything happening on Saturday. As always, I encourage you to check out the stream, especially if you’ve never given GDQ a watch.

But that’s GDQ. This is a gee-darn-Queue. So let’s Queue.

Man, the last episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi goes hard, doesn’t it?

It’s the Queue. I probably can’t get away with just talking about Obi-wan Kenobi, but man, I would if I could.

Look, I know what they say about making coffee your whole personality and everything, but sometimes I feel like the only thing standing between me and just lying on the floor is a nice cuppa.

No, Rutherford, I absolutely do not share.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we might answer, as long as you bring me a biscotti or something. Just a little nibble.

It’s so hot outside.

How hot is it you ask? It’s so hot, that I can’t even think of a good punchline to that setup. We’re still getting rain a lot where I am, but when the sun comes out — oh boy does it come out. Good thing that I have a nice cool basement to do my writing from or all this Queue would be is pictures of ice cream.

While I look into whether or not Liz would fire me for an all ice cream picture Queue, it’s time for — The Queue (non-dairy edition)

It’s Friday! Finally! Time to get some drinks with tiny umbrellas in them and celebrate.

Happy Thursday, and welcome to the Queue! I am definitely your regularly scheduled Mitch, who else could I be? This Queue was written while I played World of Warcraft for the first time in months (holy cats I left a lot to do in ZM), so I’m definitely excited for the questions. Let’s dive in!

(Note: No Old Gods were injured in the writing of this Queue.)

I don’t know how Diablo 3 keeps sucking me back in. I’m playing both Diablo Immortal and Diablo 2: Resurrected as well as a slew of other games, and yet here I am, playing Diablo 3 again. I think it’s still my favorite Diablo (yes, I like it more than D2, you’re free to disagree but please don’t try and convince me otherwise) and Diablo 4 won’t be here until next year.

Honestly, that deal when I subscribed to WoW for a year and got Diablo 3 free? It turned out to be an excellent deal for me, because I have gotten a decade of fun out of this game.