What makes you try out a game mode?
by Christian Thoma on March 3, 2023 at 8:00am @Kalcheus
The must-visit party spots in Valdrakken
by Rob Flanagan on March 2, 2023 at 5:00pm @flanageddon
The Queue: Time’s Winged Chariot
by Matthew Rossi on March 2, 2023 at 12:00pm @MatthewWRossi
But at my back I always hear/
Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near;/
And yonder all before us lie/
Deserts of vast eternity./
Andrew Marvell, To His Coy Mistress
Yeah, turns out instead of being a Kree Supersoldier, Marvell was a British poet who, like a lot of other poets since poetry started, was really concerned that he should be having sex right now because we could die at any moment so it really makes sense to get all your boning in up front as much as possible.
Okay, so he did other stuff too like write things directly addressing Oliver Cromwell and convincing Charles II to not execute John Milton once Chuck was back on the English throne. But his poetical version of we’re all gonna die anyway, let’s get it on while we still can has always stuck with me as the classiest frat bro come on I’ve ever seen.
How to get unique cosmetic Hearthstones in WoW
by Nick Marino on March 2, 2023 at 10:16am
When do you give up on a game mode?
by Christian Thoma on March 2, 2023 at 8:00am @Kalcheus
“Looking Good”? How to look your most dapper for the March Trading Post
by Sara Hanson on March 1, 2023 at 6:31pm
Rewards offered at the WoW Trading Post in March
by Nick Marino on March 1, 2023 at 1:00pm
The Queue: The Horrorboros approaches
by Mitch on March 1, 2023 at 12:00pm
After much anticipation, the newest King Salmonid has arrived in Splatoon 3. The Horrorboros, as it’s known, is apparently a flying serpent-like boss that I’m sure will wreck face. To celebrate, there’s yet another Big Run happening this weekend! What’s Big Run? It’s basically the Salmon Run (i.e., horde mode) version of a Splatfest. Full weekend long. Unique map. End-of-event rewards.
I am definitely looking forward to it.
Of course, that’s Splatsville. This is The Queue.
Lore Watch Podcast: What the datamined [spoiler] about [spoiler] could mean for [spoiler]
by Dan O'Halloran on March 1, 2023 at 11:30am



