Your Dinosaurs Are Wrong is a delightful look at everything that’s wrong about pop culture dinosaurs
So I watched The Velocipastor last night.
It’s not a good movie, but it is an astonishing watch. It’s a movie that knows just how weird, potentially bad, and completely off the rails it is. Saying it’s funny feels disingenuous — it’s a movie that is very deliberately crackerjack, a film that will present you drug dealing religious zealots from China who are also Ninjas in a battle against a disillusioned Catholic Priest who cuts his hand on a dinosaur tooth and becomes, well, you’ve seen the title of the movie.
Anyway, this is the Queue.
I mean, seriously. The temptation to try and come up with something for Mitch to do… but I don’t see this ending well for anyone.
So yes. We must be cautious here, folks. This is bat country. Also, it’s the Queue.