The Queue

Welcome to The Queue, our daily column where you ask us questions on a varied array of topics, we give you answers, and then the comments devolve into zany shenanigans. Today we have a ton of pet battling questions, some lore stuff, and a side of esports. If there’s one word you can use to describe the Queue, “varied” is definitely a good one. I’m lying low after this one, though.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

What is your character going to do when the world is saved and there are no more battles to fight? Mine’s going to join the legion of Azeroth cat ladies. I’ve decided this. It’s a done deal. World’s saved, we’re good, it’s kitty central for my character, and nobody is going to stop her.

Let’s get to your questions!

Went to the eye doctor this week. Still don’t have the eye lasers.

Let’s do that Queue that you make come true.

Look, this isn’t the first time I’ve written The Queue on the 4th of July, and it may not be the last. If you keep letting me make this stupid joke, I’m going to keep making this stupid joke. Anyhow, I hope all you ‘Meruhcans are enjoying your day.

You know what goes well with fireworks and beer? The Queue.

Let’s do this.

Every week I have the grand plan to finish the Queue in the evening and go to bed at a reasonable hour, and every Queue I fail.

I’m either typing this on my laptop while sipping a daquiri with my toes dipped lazily into a pool, or hunkered down in my air-conditioned office with the lights off, hoping my feral children don’t notice me. You can decide which you’d rather believe but I’d just ask that you not make sudden movements and try to stay quiet.

Not too quiet, though — ask whatever questions you want for some answers tomorrow!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

For anyone that might have questioned whether or not I was serious in last week’s Queue, oh yes. Yes I was completely serious. I have so many shirts you guys. And all of them are now happily on display on my characters, exactly where they should be.

I mean yes I love the new zones and quests and cool stuff but…shirts, you guys. Embrace the shirts.

The only way I could be happier with transmog in WoW right now is if they let me mog Fist Weapons over 2h Weapons.

This is the Queue. Let’s go.

Every so often, there is a massive overlap of content that interests me. This is one of those times. Between patch 8.2, Shadowbringers for FFXIV, Summer Games Done Quick, Mario Maker 2, IRL interests, and work… hoo boy. I need more time in the day, y’all.

Anyhow… let’s Queue.

I don’t recall surfing being this cold, but Azeroth is a strange place sometimes.