The Queue

Picture a desert. Cacti. Tumbleweeds in the sand, drifting across the desert.

This is the Queue. The day I just throw up my hands and make the whole Queue about dinosaurs dual wielding Ashkandi is getting closer.

Remember last week when I said I had a Queue all set but then Adam’s stupid typo made me decide to go a different route? Well, guess what! I saved that Queue, and it’s been brought back for this week. In other words, a good portion of these questions are from last week. Thankfully, you didn’t ask a tooooon of questions this week, so I was able to fit in new and old alike.

But enough about that. Let’s Queue.

Rude. That’s all I have to say. Rude.

While some of you were securing your names for WoW Classic, I was making plans. This was mostly because I was trying to pass the time while I was waiting in the queue to log in, but that’s beside the point. The point is, I was able to con Mitch into teaching me how to play Fortnite, and we’re going to do it on the Blizzard Watch Twitch channel this Wednesday in my usual 9 p.m. CST time slot.

I only installed the game so far. Don’t rush me. I’m sure it’s going to go really well. Let’s A some Qs!

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

I’ve been playing a Rogue since Burning Crusade and after watching the new NPCs in Boralus and elsewhere, I just have to express the keen amounts of envy I feel whenever I see an NPC indulging in a little knife tossing. I mean…why can’t I do that? Should player characters get new idle animation updates every now and again? If it means I can twirl my daggers around, I’m all for it, I’m just saying.

Joshistory, I hope you never know how right you were when you left that comment.

Anyway, no amount of synapsid talk is gonna get me out of this one so it’s best I just take a deep breath, embrace the inevitable, and get started on today’s Queue.

I had a bunch of questions picked out for today’s Queue, but then Adam went ahead and did this. So now this is, by necessity, a Sex Queue.

SEX QUEUE!

Please don’t fire me.

What? I don’t need an excuse to yell “whee!” at high volume, so you’re just going to have to deal with it.

The header image is one of my favorite game screens of all time. I really want it on a t-shirt, but every time they go on sale they sell out before I can snag one.

I promise the whole thing will be a little bit more relevant later in today’s Queue, but for now, I hope you all have the most garbage Queuesday.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

When the Warcraft RPG books were basically declared non-canonical back in 2011, I had hopes that the idea of ‘not canon unless we make it canon’ would include Tandred Proudmoore. I’m still incredibly happy to see him in-game, and that Jaina has an actual family she can lean on now. This does make me wonder if we’ll see anyone else from the RPG books pop up now, though…I really need to get my hands on those things and give them a once-over.

I also need to give your questions a once-over and answer them, so let’s get to that, shall we?