The Queue

Look, sometimes when we write, we fall down bizarre rabbit holes from which there is no escape. No judgement.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and some answers might be more thorough than others.

I told Mitch in our staff chat that if the new Legendary wasn’t something bears could use I would riot — and here we are!

The patch is literally called Guardians of the Dream and they can’t throw bears a bone!? How dare they! Calling it Dream Render is right, consider my dreams well and truly rent.

It’s fine. I’m fine.

I’m sure they’ll give us some more updated models and I’d be surprised if we don’t get to use the new stony Furbolg bear form that we’ve seen. So I guess I’m getting something that lasts longer than a raid tier, but still! No better time to give us Druids a cool weapon than when we’re hanging out in the Emerald Dream.

While I sharpen my pitchfork, it’s time for — The Queue!

You would think Azeroth’s dragon aspects, powerful and ageless, would be good problem solvers. But here we are, halfway through Dragonflight, continuing to do everything ourselves. And we don’t even have wings! Life on Azeroth is so unfair.

But let’s get on with it and answer some questions.

In the future of Starfield, the legacy of Canada is a series of really weird canned sodas and other canned foods.

Consider me nonplussed. The original meaning.

I mean, CAN-uck? That is not an appetizing name. They actually have canned Poutine, y’all. That’s not right. That’s  not right at all.

Happy Wednesday, Queuemans! It’s a busy, busy day here but thankfully, y’all were a bit distracted by the patch and didn’t ask too much. That in mind, let’s hop to it!

Queue time, baby 😎

While I’m always excited for a new top tier, .X patch, I’m a little confused as to what’s going on with these weird obscure subdivided patches. I like the fact that there’s new stuff, but it’s especially inconvenient when they launch smaller community features which prove popular, like this Secrets of Azeroth event. I’m enjoying the event, but it’s going to be such a hassle to pinpoint which patch it dropped during, exactly.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll answer as soon as we use the wiki to triangulate the exact date. At least it smells like leather?

Oh to be a bear sitting on a beach in the shade of a palm tree.

Unfortunately for me, the person behind the bear, some of us have to work on Monday.

While I grumble some more about having to go in to work in the morning, it’s time for — The Queue!

I love the season of Autumn. Brewfest! Cool evenings! Apple cider! Leaves changing color! Harvest Festivals! Pumpkin spice! American Football! Brewfest!

Sadly in my part of the country it’s still annoyingly very much Summer, but it’s nice to start thinking about all the good times to be had before Winter has to go and ruin it all.

While we wait for the actual changing of the seasons let’s answer some queue questions!

Yesterday, Eno asked the following question:

What’s your most memorable comic book that involved dinosaurs of any kind?

And so now I must tell you all a story.

When it’s butt o’clock and you’ve just volunteered to fill in the Queue, what can get you pumped enough to actually do it? Ministry. That’s right.