Please note: This article was originally published April 23, 2018.

Overwatch League season two is set to be even bigger than the first, with the whopping addition of eight brand-new teams across the world.

Remember back during the Legion alpha when there was a proposed nerf to WAter Strider mounts?

What’s a Quest Bang? Well, I just found out that’s what the exclamation points that float over questgiver heads in games like WoW are called. I kind of love it, I won’t even pretend otherwise.

And yes, that is my Death Knight with a rainbow coming out of her head. Well, not really, but close enough.

Let’s chat, guys.

The stage, the players, and the jerseys are ready.

I picked up Mephisto when he joined the Nexus this week in Heroes of the Storm, and he's pretty great!

I've switched mains in previous expansions, but it never really counted, because it was always just picking up another of my Warriors to play.

And that's a problem, because I'm (theoretically) a healer.

When last we left off, Katherine Proudmoore had finally realized that her nation was in trouble.

Hot to trot, make any toon’s eyes pop
It uses what it’s got to get whatever the mob don’t got
Druids drool like fools, but then again they’re only elven’
The stick was a hit because it’s damage was bookin’
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin’ we ever wore was even common

Let’s talk about weapons, Blizzard
Let’s talk about you and me
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be

Let’s talk about weapons.

Editor’s Note: You’re welcome.