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The Queue: I keep being surprised it’s 2023

I have not actually played Garfield Lasagna Party, but I do know it exists. And because I couldn’t continue to live in a world where you might not know that, I have shared that information with you. I have not seen or heard anything to make me willing to spend almost $40 USD to pick it up.

It’s the Queue. Assume I’m reading all of your questions as Gollum.


The Queue: Purgatory

The holidays have gone, but my kids are still at home, so we’re mostly playing games together. It’s next to impossible to queue up for a solid game of Overwatch when you need to go make somebody a waffle, or if somebody — in a move which was impossible to predict — spilled a bunch of syrup on the floor and needs help to clean it up. So we’re mostly playing Roblox for the next few days. Yep.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’ll honestly do anything to get out of playing Royale High for a few minutes, so.


The Queue: Merry New Year

Can you believe that it’s a new year already? It feels like just yesterday we were getting ready for Christmas and all that entailed. There should be a law passed to just outlaw the week between Christmas and New Year’s Eve it always goes too quickly and I don’t like it!

I hope that you all had a wonderful and safe New Year’s Eve!

While I try and remember how to be a productive member of society, it’s time for — The Queue!


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