I have discharged my social obligation unto you and transmogged into a Jedi Guardian (or Sith Juggernaut, if you prefer — the blue swords imply Jedi, but the armor says Sith) and thus revealed that I, too, am engaged in celebrating Star Wars on this, the high holy day of Star Wars fandom. Now that said cultural reference has been shared, you will no longer suspect that I am not actually a human being but rather am an android body of cloned tissue with a cybernetic brain link allowing a long forgotten sapient computer to transmit my thoughts and live via said cloned body by proxy.

Let us now engage in questions about Blizzard and thus ally your suspicions even more. I’m totes human.

This character profile has been written for Ceteacie, one of our supporters.

Toxic players need to be dealt with.

Welcome back, my fellow Blizzard Watchers.

We mentioned last month that Blizzard is working on AI specifically to fight toxicity in Overwatch -- but that doesn't mean they're not also working on other methods right now.

Do you have a lot of extra money lying around and nothing to do with it?

The latest patch for Overwatch is now live, with a new map and some significant changes to Hanzo.

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Don’t worry kid, I’m sure that giant flaming worm beast won’t eat you. And hey, I’ve already got everything I need for my wardrobe, so whatever we pull out of its intestines after we kill it is all yours. Yes, yes I said we. You didn’t think I was going to let you tag along without contributing, right?

I’m the best orphan mom ever. Let’s get to your questions.

A very cool thing that's happened recently is that BlizzCon talent contest winner Jay the Bard, also known as Jay the Tavern Bard, has gotten an in-game NPC.

The first-ever Heroes of the Storm comic came out this week, and it represents the Heroes team's first foray into actual lore for the Nexus.