The Queue: I am so tired
by Matthew Rossi on September 14, 2022 at 12:00pm @MatthewWRossi
Oh, hi disordered sleeping patterns.
Hey, did you know a bag of potatoes could actually liquify in less than a couple of months and turn into a disgusting slurry of decay and putrescence so nightmarish that H.P. Lovecraft would have stopped being racist long enough to complain that you were using too many adjectives to describe it? No? Well it’s true, and the smell it makes will require you to bust out the cleaning vinegar — oh, and by the way, there’s vinegar that comes in cleaning strength, and it smells so strongly of vinegar that you’ll never believe anything could ever smell bad enough that you’d want to use it to clean anything, but by God a bag of potatoes that have gone Super-Shoggoth on you will absolutely do it — and just scrub every surface where the foul abhorrence of undead potato funk has so much as dripped.
I had to throw out the little blender we used to use for pet food because it was just smothered in potato gunk. Something inside it actually cracked when I lifted it off of the cupboard floor. I did not sleep at all last night just from the memory of the smell.
Anyway, here’s the Queue. Rotten potatoes actually smell worse than dead people, something I wish profoundly I didn’t know.
Lore Watch Podcast: The history of She-Hulk from comics to television
by Dan O'Halloran on September 14, 2022 at 11:30am
How could World of Warcraft transmog be improved?
by Matthew Rossi on September 14, 2022 at 8:00am @MatthewWRossi
Blizzard disables character creation on and transfers to Wrath’s most overcrowded realms
by Matthew Rossi on September 13, 2022 at 5:30pm @MatthewWRossi
How to Sanctify your gear with Angelic Crucibles in Diablo 3 Season 27
by Liz Patt on September 13, 2022 at 2:00pm @lizexmachina
The Queue: My own personal h*ck
by Anna Bell on September 13, 2022 at 12:00pm @liopleurodonic
We have pantry moths. Word to the wise, pantry moths become moths after being pantry larva. I don’t want to elaborate much more, other than I feel like I should give the Diablo 4 team a guided tour of my kitchen right now, just so they can capture this degree of creeping, disgusting horror. Or maybe Tirion Fordring circa 2006, just for a quick snack.
This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and hopefully you’ll forgive how short some of the answers are today, because I’m googling “how to make homemade flamethrower.”
Which DPS specs will top the meters in Wrath of the Lich King Classic?
by Ted Atchley on September 13, 2022 at 10:00am @honorshammer
What makes a game stand out to you?
by Matthew Rossi on September 13, 2022 at 8:00am @MatthewWRossi
Everything you need to know about Marvel SNAP launching October 18, 2022
by Ted Atchley on September 12, 2022 at 2:13pm @honorshammer



