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The Queue: Real Fake Doors

If you’re wondering who spent way too much time on a completely unrelated, mediocre-looking gag that most people probably won’t get, I’ll give you a hint: It’s the person who is not Alex and also who’s writing today’s Queue. You get two guesses.

And with that seg-out-of-the-ue, let’s get to questions!


The Queue: I am not Alex

Hey, hi, hello. Last week, Liz may or may not have murdered me and left me a ghost to haunt the spooky wilds of Blizzard Mitch Watch. In my spooky search for revenge, I may or may not have haunted Alex and scared him away from the site. Because of these strange and spooky events, I am now Alex for the week.

Let’s answer some questions of varying spookicity.


The Queue: Magic mountain

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

Charlie’s seen some better days. They were the good old days, when his kidney wasn’t hanging out in a treasure box, but in his body where it belonged.

…exactly how you get Artifact Power out of a kidney, I don’t know, but I think I’m better off not knowing. Let’s get to your questions!


The Queue: Don’t mention it

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While hunting down a treasure in Highmountain, I happened upon this perfectly respectable group of Tauren engaging in a rousing bout of fisticuffs. There most certainly were no shenanigans to be found, just good, clean fun. You know what else is fun? Answering your questions — let’s just get to that part.


The Queue: A restful retreat

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I like Archmage Vargoth’s little sanctuary in Dalaran — at first I thought it was a little spartan, but after looking up, I realized just where he stashed his sizeable collection of books. Must be nice to just float one down when you need it, huh? You know what else is nice? Answering your questions — let’s get into that.


The Queue: What could have been

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While venturing through Ahn’kahet the other day, the leveling stream caught a glimpse of what exploration into Azjol-Nerub might have looked like, if we’d gotten it. I still sort of wish that had been part of the Wrath expansion. I know we got a much closer look at one branch of the aqir with the mantid in Mists, but it still would’ve been cool to see the nerubian kingdom as well. And creepy. Creepy-cool.


The Queue: Tethys no

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Look I know as a Grand Admiral you’re probably a pretty busy pirate, Tethys, but I feel like I should point out that that is not how the ground is supposed to work. I mean, come on.


The Queue: Talking Tyrande

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I wonder if Blizzard has ever considered releasing a line of Night Elf jewelry. I mean yes, it’s overstated and pretty in-your-face, but it’s still pretty, you know? I could go for some earrings. You know what else I could go for? Questions. Luckily, we’ve got plenty of those!


The Queue: Oh, hi there

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Oh hello. Your usual Monday question-answerer is indisposed today, so I’m answering your questions instead. I hope that’s all right. Have a screenshot of an idyllic bit of Azsuna landscape, settle in, and let’s get this started, shall we?


The Queue: Good priorities

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Jemma Wilson has her priorities straight. Giant glass, good wine, cheese tray, giant ubiquitous whale meat painting…who cares about the Legion? Life is good.

In other news, I still want a print of that painting for my office.


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