The Queue

I don’t know about you guys, but I am SO excited for New Pokemon Snap (even if they definitely could’ve given it a catchier name). It’s seriously been on my Switch wishlist for years. I am gonna snap so many ‘mons when it’s out.

But enough about that. Let’s talk about something more immediately in the future. The Last of Us: Part Queue.

…Okay not really. But I wanted to fit that joke in here somewhere since the game comes out tonight.

Do you like surprises? I hope you like surprises, because surprise, I’m filling in today!

Yay?

Let’s just say yay.

The Steam Summer Festival starts today, and I haven’t even looked through the entire 1,704 game bundle from itch.io I bought last week. I made it to about halfway through the list, found a game called Plant Daddy, wherein you literally just… grow plants, and thought that was a good stopping place to just chill for a minute. I’m pacing myself. It’s a marathon, not a sprint — much like The Queue itself.

Speaking of which, if you have questions, yo we’ll solve ’em. Ask in the comments while my DJ revolves them.

…that may be too relaxed.

I know a secret! Well, I know many secrets, but this one is more relevant than most right now. I can’t tell you what the secret is, obviously, then it wouldn’t be a secret anymore. But I’m sure you’ll be able to figure it out very soon™.

While you all work on figuring out what I could be talking about, I take you now to — the Queue.

Somehow another week has passed, with every day feeling like it’s vanished in no time at all.

And yet also it feels like it’s been a million years since we last spoke, Queue. Where have you been? Why have we grown so distant??

But let us not dwell on the vagaries of time. Let us speak and be merry while yet we can.

How’s everyone hanging in there? Well, I hope. If not, it’s almost the weekend, which ideally means a bit of a break.

Anyhow, it’s today at Queue time, which means it’s Queue time. Let’s start with a nice message.

It’s an in joke. You wouldn’t get it.

You may be wondering why I’ve been emphasizing the day of the week in the Queue titles lately. It’s because time has no meaning and I’m pretty sure it was March last week.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions, and we stop looking at our calendars with furrowed brows for just long enough to answer.

That’s one big purple dragon that I’m not worrying about anymore. Just like we’re over halfway through the year, so am I just over halfway through Mythic Ny’alotha. I’m loving these fights on Mythic, but I’m really really not looking forward to Ily’gnoth. Lucky for me there are still two bosses between him and me.

While I keep storming the castle, I take you now to — the Queue.

Time keeps passing, and I’m not really sure how. By which I mean: It’s Friday! Again!

Happy Queue, folks. Let’s get to the questions.