The Queue

It’s almost here, y’all.

It’s really hard to focus on Battle for Azeroth stuff right now, let me tell you.

This is the Queue. Let’s chat.

This morning I got information from my daughter’s school about picture day, and I swear coffee came out of my nose. I don’t know why I think that’s so starkly funny — in this economy? in a pandemic? — but any kind of laugh to get you through the day.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we put on our best smile and answer them.

Can you believe it’s Monday again? I swear we just had one of these! How does this keep happening!? Someone should really look into that.

While I run this up the flagpole it’s time for — The Queue.

Yeah, let’s talk about Kyrians. Later. Towards the end of the Queue we’ll talk about Kyrians.

In the meanwhile, there are other questions to answer in the Queue.

It’s been a long while since I’ve actually been at the login screen in WoW long enough to hear much beyond the first few notes. But I gotta say, the Shadowlands login music is worth listening to. Also, the title is fantastic.

Give it a listen while we Queue?

Another day come, another day gone. That’s how days work, I think.

So let’s Queue.

What? No, it’s fine, I just need to get some coffee and we’ll get this Queue started! Oh, I forgot to turn on the coffee pot? Details, details.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we’re definitely awake long enough to answer them.

Today’s a holiday for a bunch of people! If you’re one of those people — congratulations! I hope you can enjoy a well-deserved day off. Maybe find a nice secluded beach with comfy chairs and blended rum drinks with tiny umbrellas. If it’s not a holiday for you, forget everything I just said except for the drinks with tiny umbrellas, it’s never a bad time for one of those.

While I look for the perfect island to set up camp on, it’s time for — The Queue.

So my wife and I went out into the woods last night and she took pictures of the sky. They’re pretty amazing, because she’s pretty amazing. I’m ridiculously proud of her.

Anyway, here we are, it’s the Queue.

Y’know, I wrote that title with the intention of riffing on “global cooldown,” but then I read it and thought it might come off as a comment on global warming. It’s a fun title, though, so I kept it. And now you all know it was about the global cooldown, so we’re clear there.

Right. What was I doing? Oh yeah!

Time to Queue up, partner!