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The Queue: Who wore it better?

The title will make sense (maybe) after you read today’s Queue. And even if it doesn’t, it’s really no sillier than our everyday titles (probably).

I could work some more parentheses into this introduction, but instead let’s wish a happy birthday to Mitch and then dive in to today’s Q&A.


The Queue: LOOKING FOR YOU

It never fails, as soon as I get my Hunter to 100 and start farming for transmog gear, I see nothing mail drop. Plate? Oodles of it. Cloth? Swimming in it. Leather? Everywhere I look, man. But there’s nary a mail drop in the six raids and twelve dungeons I ran looking for the stuff. It’s irksome, I tell you.

This is the Queue. Let’s talk about Blizzard games.


The Queue: Magni wore it better

Welcome back to The Queue, our daily Q&A feature for all of Blizzard’s games! Have a question for the Blizzard Watch staff? Leave it in the comments!

This Lunarfall Rifleman figured he’d pull a Magni Bronzebeard and try to commune with Draenor. Although the plan backfired, rather than encasing the poor Dwarf in crystal, Draenor settled for sending a mountain to eat his foot.


The Queue: Lonely island

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Look at that map. Look at that face on poor Farahlon. It already knows it’s on the way out. The other landmasses have been quietly distancing themselves. “Oh hey Farahlon,” they tell it. “Didn’t see you there. I uh…I gotta go. Need to wash my hair.”

“You don’t even have hair,” Farahlon replies gloomily, and goes back to wistfully remembering the days when people used to visit.


The Queue: I don’t believe in Thursdays

Holiday weeks are tricky. It feels like we ought to celebrate our work week being even the slightest bit shorter. Except you head in to work and you find you  have a full week of work to do and one less day to get it done in. Whose terrible idea was that?

Because of this abbreviated week, I have decided to stopped believing in the existence of Thursdays. So does today’s Queue even exist? Do we even exist? Maybe. And maybe not.

Because we currently exist in a timeless world free of Thursdays, it’s just me today. How peaceful!


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