The Queue

While Elden Ring certainly doesn’t have the photorealism or detail of Horizon Forbidden West, it certainly still has beautiful locations and art.

Anyhow, this is Thursday and it is The Queue. Let’s Thurs it!

I have spent the night, instead of sleeping, watching these cursed cocktails videos and I’m having visceral sympathy disgust every time he drinks something with Malort in it. Not to mention the beef fizz.

I don’t know why I did this. I mean, I am an alcoh0lic, but I haven’t had any since 2006. This is the Queue.

…because if you ask me about being a Hunter for Cory’s Class Week, well, chances are Rutherford Bear Hayes is going to steal the spotlight. It’s fine though. He has a lot to say.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and we give you the answers. Or our bear does. Whichever.

So without consulting with any of the other Queue writers, I’m going to try and get a week of class-focused Queues! Maybe this will work, maybe it won’t! It might depend on how many questions y’all can ask them about their preferred classes. If everything goes according to my bearly thought-out plan we’ll have Druid, Hunter, Warrior, Shadow Priest, and Paladin Queues.

And now without further aqueue… it’s time for The Queue!

It’s grand theft Chaddius over here, but Team Blizzard Watch is on the case. We’re going to rebrand the site into Chaddius Watch and post wall-to-wall coverage of this tragedy. We’re going to post missing persons fliers all over Bastion. We’re going to put Chaddius’ face on milk cartons. We’re going to make sad tribute videos that force the world to take notice. We aren’t going to stop until this Steward is safely brought back home.

I was going to do a bit about looking so fly next to Chaddius in my Rhinestone Sunglasses and use that as the excuse for why I’m here instead of Mitch today — because I do look extremely fly. But when I got to where he normally lives, Chaddius is missing!

WHERE IS HE?! IS HE ALRIGHT? NOBODY BETTER HAVE HURT MY GOOD STEWARD FRIEND CHADDIUS!!!!

While I try and get to the bottom of this heinous mystery, it’s time for — The Queue.

It’s finally here! I’m so glad that the Sepulcher of the First Ones has opened, I always eagerly anticipate every new raid. Those first few pulls against a new boss are just so gloriously haphazard. We all have an inkling of what’s about to happen, but learning with our faces is just so much more informative.

While I explore deeper into the Sepulcher, it’s time for — The Queue.

Since Matt didn’t give me an earworm yesterday, I was forced to go my own way. In this case, someone reminded me that Hades exists, so I listened to that OST a whole lot. I’m just a sucker for modern electric instruments mixed with a full orchestra, and I’m not at all sorry.

This is The Queue, where you ask us questions and you can run all you like from the place you belong, but it’s always there, it’s in the air, it’s in the blood.

Cory was nice enough to switch Queue’s with me this week so I could take Wednesday to do some things that are really necessary. So here we are, Queueing it up. Here’s an AMV on YouTube I like. And here’s another. Look, Arcane: A League of Legends Story was really just that good, okay?

Another week passes and another Friday arrives, just like every Friday before it.

But let’s not get bogged down in the little monopolies of life. Let’s answer some questions.