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The Queue: This is fine.

Hi there, welcome to the BlizzCon hype train. I would be your conductor, but I’m afraid I need to go drive to an abandoned parking lot and let loose a long scream for about 20 minutes, then drive back to my house, breathless, and try to pretend to be a functional adult before going trick or treating all night in the rain.

I’m not sure who decided to schedule BlizzCon for the day after Halloween this year, but they are not my favorite person right now.


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